Hey look man i got head

^Those look pretty bangin'....not like a Thin Mint from the Girl Scouts, but still.

Shit, in like twenty minutes at be at school

Very tempting.....

i AM

the floor was so cold this morning it made me laugh.

doesnt that look like anus?

dang it, my brother is back from his week holiday, now i cant get stoned and come on here.
I might go have a shower, smoke some weed and lay in bed and draw.
I smoke so often now, but i dont mind, its fun.

i dont have money

i cashed my cheque in today, so i got some more money in the bank now

我觉得你们都很漂亮, 也很有意思.

I am sexy, I brought sexyback.

Radio plays my favourite song.

僕ノ母ハ買物ニ行キマシタ

i love pineapple, my spazz must taste great :P

I Need A Costume For This Dress Up Party On The Weekend.
It Is A Players Pimps And Hoes Party. But I Have No Idea What To Go As

We always new that bats are amongst the super-elite of the planet's coolest animals, but it seems they're even better than was thought:

As if one supra-human sense - echolocation - was not enough, it turns out that bats have another. Like birds, they can navigate by sensing Earth's magnetic field. The only other mammals known to do this are naked mole rats and Siberian hamsters.

Ten big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) were exposed to artificial magnetic fields that twisted their perception of magnetic north by 90 degrees, either to the east or the west. The bats were then released 20 kilometres north of their usual roost, along with five control bats that had not been exposed to magnetic fields. The control bats soon found their way home, but the 10 magnetised bats remained lost for days because their internal magnetic compass had been reset. They all flew towards what they thought was south, but of course it wasn't (Nature, vol 444, p 702).

"It's the first demonstration that bats use a magnetic compass," says team leader Richard Holland of the University of Leeds, UK, and Princeton University.

The team tricked the bats by exposing them to a magnetic field at sunset, assuming that they would do the same as birds and recalibrate their inner compass with reference to the position of the setting sun. Holland says it's likely that all bats have a magnetic sense.