Amen sister! Fuck the gigs, it's the only reason I'm in London, I'm telling you...

I went out to buy a packet of fake tears that I can apply to my eyes, so now I can cope with your devastating wit better.

If I may just mention a London gig...

Thursday 18 March 2010 @ The Grosvenor:
No Fun Acid (Carlos Giffoni) / Oneohtrix Point Never

help me to help you shut up.

Make me.

is that some of that legendary italian porkmarras wit? poor attempt really.

Wasn't witty at all. I am legendary at getting on your nerves successfully. And I enjoy it.

yawn.

this is like every other talk i have ever had with you, real or otherwise. pretty boring.

I'm assuming you talk to boring people only when they're able to put you up on
your visits to London or somewhere else. I guess some fellow boardies could testify to that. I like it how you hate it being disliked by me.

im gonna see xiu xiu in february im excited.

Are you coming to London?

im there. here.
im actually seeing courtney love as well lol.
i couldnt resist.

what are you doing here, are you on holiday?

i wish

sombody got good tv taste here.

Mono @ ScaLa - March 15th (my birthday!)

Ether, Southbank Centre’s annual music festival of innovation, art, technology and cross-arts experimentation, returns from 16 – 24 April this year with a mix of rock iconoclasts, rap pioneers, audiovisual experimenters and contemporary-classical innovators.

This year’s festival features a very special show from Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Trio based on Reed’s radical and controversial 1975 album Metal Machine Music and a rare Gil Scott-Heron London gig in which he’ll be showcasing material from his brilliant new album I’m New Here (released on XL Recordings), alongside support from 2009 Mercury Prize Winner Speech Debelle. Kicking off Ether is a one-off collaboration between Stereo MCs and The Bays, plus The Herbaliser opening the gig, while on Friday 23 April film director and video artist Chris Cunningham performs a live show of original and remixed music and film, with support from BEAK>, the new project of Portishead’s Geoff Barrow.

Also playing at this year’s festival are one of the greats from the Warp roster, Broadcast, who are joined on the bill by Micachu and The Shapes and young cellist Oliver Coates. Meanwhile, LA art-noise band HEALTH team up with the genre-trashing, visually-spectacular Chrome Hoof for a mouth-watering double-bill, and Will Dutta plays with special guests Plaid, Max de Wardener and John Richards.

Always a platform for showcasing new work, Ether in 2010 features an evening of premieres of music by Mark-Anthony Turnage (UK premiere) and Philip Glass (European premiere) plus Henryk Gorecki’s Symphony No. 3 played by the London Philharmonic Orchestra. In addition, the festival features Varèse 360° – the complete works of musique concrète pioneer and formative influence on Frank Zappa, Edgard Varèse.

There’s more to be announced including a series of talks and discussions so keep look out for further updates here and at www.southbankcentre.co.uk/ether

god damn broadcast, why can't they play a normal gig in london instead of this all-seater nonsense

Faust
16 May UK London - Corsica Studios

Wednesday 02 June 2010
Wolf Eyes Plan B
London, UK

Oneohtrix Point Never + No Fun Acid

18th March, London The Grosvenor

This coming wednesday, The Telescopes supported by Lillian Gish

<<< ...somewhere in Hoxton.

Also, Fuck Buttons and UNKLE, both at the Scala in coming months.

<<< Fucks sake, not Scala, KOKO.
Whatever, does anyone care?

UNKLE still exists?

Yes, they're doing a better job of being Massive Attack than Massive Attack these days.



Youthmovies' last ever tour comes to London at the end of March
the play at Borderline with support from Adam Gnade

Eyehategod

10 Apr 2010 20:00 ULU LONDON

Current 93 @ The Forum, London 28th/29th May
NWW to support on the 28th, Comus and Rameses III on the 29th.

Presale: http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/promo/...MA_MFC93220210

Lydia Lunch's Big Sexy Noise at Corsica, April 22nd

Not really a gig as such but this may be of interest to some.

11th May - Boredoms
17th May - Boris

12th May, Electric Ballroom - Atari Teenage Riot. They seem to have taken on a new MC, who does this which seems largely at odds with the Elias side of the band. Apprehensive is what I am.

http://www.atari-teenage-riot.com/

Tickets bought!

I will try, yeah. ATR were that band for me when I was a teenager. Interestingly, the other bands you mention are among my most reviled. But I still think you're neat.

laetitia sadier is playing at the buffalo bar on the 11th.... and everyone's favourite essex/michigan rock band is opening for her.

RANGDA - BEN CHASNY, CHRIS CORSANO & SIR RICHARD BISHOP

LONDON: Bardens Boudoir

THU 27TH MAY 2010 8.00pm

http://www.wegottickets.com/event/77728

Talk Normal - 3rd May Camp Basement w/ Viv Albertine

awesome, thanks.