^^^Ha ha! Funny, true etc.

I'm out of chewing gum except for this horrible mint/fruit sugar free stuff. I'd rather chew pine sap.

Who wouldn't?! Pine sap's the best!

orbit's sangria gum is KICKASS. ordinarily, i never associate a "kickass" in all caps with gum, but i'm hooked on the stuff.

(i'm a little tipsy. finally!)

i can pick up on accents really quick. when i speak in spanish my accent's pretty mean.

this is immature, but my stepbrother and i had a ball when we called enzyte's hotline (enzyte a male enhancement drug, just fyi) at three am acting as a drunk feuding southern couple. my thing was i wanted to order it and he was reluctant, but came through at the end when the guy offered us a deal for our "wedding night coming up". it was fun.

^^^Ha ha ha! Good scam, schizogirl.

I can fake an excellent Russian, even better than English/Irish/Scottish/German (as my genetics would suggest). In fact I often jump into it when I'm bored at a restaurant or something.

why,thank you :]

pbradley- i do a good generic eastern european accent. sometimes i'm afraid i veer off into "borat, if stoned" mode but i've been told i sound real.

I do a terrible Czech accent - you'd think that, after 6 years of learning the language, I would at least have mastered that *slaps head*

nah, sometimes my spanish is goofy. i'm not fluent or anything close, but when i'm thinking in english and speaking spanish i can be comical.

My German accent is good, though *adopts Basil Fawlty "Don't mention the war!" accent*

haha! now i want to go find some dvds of that. do any exist?

Ohhh, best of luck with your date, schizogirl. Just be yerserlf, mate :) I think "Fawlty Towers" is on DVD (put out by the BBC, I believe).

It's Orbit's Mint Mojito. Horrible.


I'm unable to find any pine trees either.

CAROL VORDERMAN QUITS COUNTDOWN

what is there on afternoon television for young guys to bash their bishop to now then?

My friend works at some white water rafting place and a bunch of us a re supposed to be going up there today.

I want to go but I'm tired as shit and don't really feel like sleeping over.

Aahhhhhhhhhhh

white water rafting rules the mountaintops. i'm not sure if there are actually white water rapids on mountaintops, but regardless, just watch 'River Wild' and then you'll be stoked to go.

proof is in the linkage. not pudding. pudding is gross. unless you were a cast member for MTV's The State in the 90s, in which case, puddin' was awww yeeeaaaah

but anyway this isn't about puddin', this is about The River Wild
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAe5Pp-Xx4E

We're not going to raft though, we're going to hang out with rafters (well, a rafter, I don't know the others)