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Cantankerous 06.13.2008 07:43 PM

 



has anyone posted this twat yet?

Pookie 06.13.2008 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
 



has anyone posted this twat yet?

Yes. Always best to make sure though, I feel.

demonrail666 06.13.2008 07:47 PM

^Yeah, but only recently. That cunt (sorry, I meant twat) thought he'd escaped. As did this worthless skid-mark:


 

"Hey, if you all shout at once, I can't let everyone see just how much of a pointless twat I am."

Cantankerous 06.13.2008 07:49 PM

 



a twat AND she can't cook.

Pookie 06.13.2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
^Yeah, but only recently. That cunt (sorry, I meant twat) thought he'd escaped. As did this worthless skid-mark:




 

"Hey, if you all shout at once, I can't let everyone see just how much of a pointless twat I am."

Who's that?
I just happened to see this twat on TV today. Never seen hm before. He's a twat:
 

ni'k 06.13.2008 07:50 PM

 

Everyneurotic 06.13.2008 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic


 


"because you not only need to look at me to know i'm a twat, you also need to hear the remixes"...


here's my entry about mr. twatby.

demonrail666 06.13.2008 07:51 PM

 

I'm wierdly obsessed with hating Anthony Robbins and his 'Get the Edge' thing. He's always on the shopping channel here in the UK, trying to sell his personal development pack. Yeah, like I really want to shell out a hundred quid on a bunch of CDs telling me how I can be as big a twat as you. Twat!

demonrail666 06.13.2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Who's that?
I just happened to see this twat on TV today. Never seen hm before. He's a twat:


 


FUCING HELL. I absolutely HATE that cunt. I always end up saying something back at the TV screen whenever I see him, usually to the effect of 'piss off you gay looking straight twat.'

The woman you asked about is Rikki Lake.

Here's another annoying American TV chatshow host that needs stabbing with a biro:

 

"Hi, my name's Leeza Gibbons. I'm possibly the blandest person in the modern world. Stick around for half an hour and I'll do my best to convince you that unless your skin is as perfect as mine, you'll never get that promotion/husband I just know you really want." Twat!

Everyneurotic 06.13.2008 07:57 PM

 


"i make cheap dumb philosophical pseudo poetry for boring housewives who consider me a sage, i'm just a millionaire twat making money off the dumb bitches"

 


"as spiritual as all the new age dumbfucks think i am, i'm so about the money that puff daddy once told me 'money isn't everything'" yuppie twat!

ni'k 06.13.2008 07:58 PM

 

Cantankerous 06.13.2008 08:00 PM

 



thought we'd forgotten about you, eh, ya twat?

Pookie 06.13.2008 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
The woman you asked about is Rikki Lake.

Is that how she looks now?

Funnily enough I watched the very un-twattish fat Ricki Lake in Hairspray recently.

ni'k 06.13.2008 08:01 PM

 


I used to make great comedy but instead of stopping I went into a pathetic decline of racism and celebrity obsessed shite that Ive turned into a endless parroted schtick for middle class white folks who jumped on the bandwagon too late

Everyneurotic 06.13.2008 08:02 PM


 


"we want to make you dance with annoying mindless shit music of which we make slightly edgy for mtv videos. big beat? more like big twats!"

demonrail666 06.13.2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Is that how she looks now?

Funnily enough I watched the very un-twattish fat Ricki Lake in Hairspray recently.


Yeah she was OK in that, I agree. But a fully fledged member of Twat Camp now, I'm afraid.

demonrail666 06.13.2008 08:07 PM

 

Julia Roberts looking even more like a twat than usual.

Everyneurotic 06.13.2008 08:13 PM

 


you say everything's a racist action against the black man, why don't you defend your actual kind, the twat-americans or whatever the pc term is.

Pookie 06.13.2008 08:20 PM

Another twofer:
 

demonrail666 06.13.2008 08:20 PM

Someone run Chris Moyles over, PLEASE.


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