Mmm, i thought the gay porn was great but now this? You've surpassed the perverts cantankerous.

that's like half a centimeter deep, too.

Your toes look like you play rugby shoeless twice a day.

i spend so much time kicking ass (shoeless, like all the greats did it) that i might as well.

Oh damn, props for that. And the first great with green hair, double whammy.

i kind of have a mullet in that top picture.
that's no accident, children.

im starting to mullet out myself

cank - a tie? thats really icing on the cake...

"Ben-David and the Giant Sandwich."

Kevin Bacon... nice? Eww... Every female I know, including my wife and daughter, thinks Bacon's a twat. I'd be thinking about getting me a makeover, grain! :)

No the worst part is the ciggie in your mouth.

"Put down your cigarette and join the modern world with me..."

cigarettes are cool

right... hack, hack... real cool...

you mean kool.

Someone's offering you a nice sandwich.

Yeah, kool would be the appropriately pretentious word here.

Kids, look at that picture above ^, the bottom one, and heed this advice: Smoking begins damaging your body the moment you start. See:

http://www.allaboutlifechallenges.or...s-cool-faq.htm

OK, I know you mean well here (being no fan of smoking myself), but that site is pretty ridiculous in other areas. Read their section on masturbation, to name just one. A more hilarious and offbase take on this activity would be hard to find. Laughably puritanical and inaccurate.


Edit:

This one is even better! Their take on gay christians! HAHHAHA!!!

http://www.allaboutworldview.org/gay-christians.htm

As a masturbation addict myself, I can say they are way off the mark on that one. True.

Maybe this is more balanced: http://www.obscurious.co.uk/html/htm.../60reasons.htm

Yeah!