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Justin avatar or Butter my arse!! avatar?

Butter.

Butter: salted or unsalted?

no butter.

execution by bullet or injection?

Injection, probably. Guillotine's better though.

Execution or life imprisonment?

Life Inprisonment, better chance to read and draw and paint for life than if I am dead


Kim Gordon's panties all in yr face smelling good like hot sex
or
thurston Moore's boxer shorts all on yr face smelling of the rock of ages

Kim's panties, all the way.

Marc Riley or Brix Smith?

Brix. Dear old Brix. Dear dear old Brix.

What's the next record release that you're looking forward to?

Meat Puppets.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

put him in rehab, hes been keeping me up alll night with his drunken singing.

or maybe just throw him into the sea?

'Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down' was always my favourite option.

But what shall we do with the tyrannical pirate captain?

Put him in the drunk tank 'til he sees the error of his ways.

Horror books or horror films?

For the most part films, but some books scared me more than the film.
BMW or Mercedes

bmw

george bush jr or snr?

Snr - he's out of harm's way and nearer the grave.

Barbecue or picnic?

picnic

is it all in the wrist?

Definitely. Use the wrist, keep a nice straight arm. Into the rough, no problems.

Do you dance?

when drunk or when no one is looking. i am perfect in an empty room.

which member of spinal tap would you be?

Whoever plays the bassline on the song that The Fall are supposed to have ripped off for 'Athlete Cured'.

What type of headwear do you don on a regular basis?

None.

Can you feel it coming in the air?

Sometimes, on a cold night, when all is quiet, yes.

Would you like fries with that?

christ no.

most pointless celebrity?

Tara Palmer-Pointless

Most pointless male celebrity?

Vernon Kay

My 2000th post is coming soon. Shall I celebrate it or just let it pass by quietly?

Celebrate! Celebrate!

Red or white?

Pooks: Do something special. Definitely.

sonicl: White

What should Pookie's 2,000th post be?

Something about childrens' authors.

Save or spend?

Spend. But I save too.

Do you do impersonations?

No, but I have a wide repertoire of silly voices.

How long is Pookie going to keep us hanging on?

The wait is over! You missed it while posting your question, I think.

What will be the next big news story?

European tour dates (this is a cop out answer, I have no idea what the next big "current event" might be)

What sports do you participate in?

I used to play soccer and lacrosse. I played tennis last year for my high school too, but I think I'm finished now.

Can you fit your fist in your mouth?

No. Nowhere near. Are there people who can?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten (deliberately)?

a peanut butter sandwich that fell on the sand.

with or without?

With.

Cash, cheque, kind or card?

Cash

How many hours do you sleep each night?

3.

Are you looking forward to thiss evening?

yes. i am going to watcha couple of films at a bookshop nearby. also talk to someone i miss a lot.

when was the last time you croed and why?

About three years ago, at my best friend's funeral.

On the whole, do you prefer photographs to be colour, black and white, or sepia toned?

Colour.

Paperback or hardback?

Hardback and old.

Which is your favourite wine-producing country?