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she's really a blonde.
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not in my head she's not.
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in her pussy bush, she is
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i watched the longer swedish tv version, it was a good film but i hated both characters
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![]() human centipede - 4/10 Pretty damn lame. Why are people on the internet hyping this boring film up so much? OH MAN, PEOPLE'S HEADS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER PEOPLE'S ASSES! Lame lame lame. |
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Thanks for reminding me of water lillies, getting it now..
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my friends are making me watch this this weekend. I don't really want to see it. |
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![]() okay so... it was a lot better than I expected. Mainly becuz I thought it was just going to be gross-out stuff, which doesn't do it for me. But it was actually done "tastefully" (???)... I mean it was nothing incredible, but it was definitely entertaining. |
If Looks Could Kill
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wet hot american summer
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stayed in over the weekend and watched a few films
zatoichi - hadn't seen it since it was in the cinemas, it was funnier than i remembered 8/10 swing - a japanese pinky film, pretty decent, has a great scene wear a chick goes a bit mental and rapes a couple she thinks look down upon her. 7/10. black magic rites and secret orgies of the 14th century - italian film form the 70s, totally sucked overall, but was visually quite fun, would probably be a pretty fun film to make a live soundtrack to. 3/10 ong bak 2 - waste of time, the first hour has almost no fights whatsoever and the the last 25 mins tony jaa fights an army of ninjas but it's kind of just a less interesting/weird colour saturatiopn version of that fight scene at the end of warrior king/protector where he breaks 100 dudes arms and legs in 5 minutes. 2/10 soylent green - pretty decent, didn't live up to my high expectations, but gripping and enjoyable none the less. 8/10 |
Man, RED ROCK WEST rules. See LAST SEDUCTION and KILL ME AGAIN if you haven't.
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red rock west? It's a GREAT, overlooked, underrated thriller by John Dahl, with like 6 people from various Lynch films in it.. and a very Lynchian/early Coens vibe (actually, it's nearly identical to Blood Simple in a lot of ways).
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Awesome, I'm gonna be a dick and download it now. Only thing I've seen from Dahl is that piece of shit "Joy Ride" and some of the good to great eps of television shows he's done for Breaking Bad, True Blood and Dexter.
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Joy Ride is the only bad movie he's done... and it's not even THAT bad compared to most of what's out there.
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![]() Hmm. I say 6/10. I forwarded past some of the first 20 minutes, so I could catch the action! I thought it was pretty cool, a good time fro a saturday afternoon. made me think what would I do if in such a situation. Godzilla but told from the point of view of a regular human. ![]() I was really really baked and this came on on HBO. I at first wanted to see how he got back in time. I enjoyed it more than Sherlock Holmes, and trhat is saying a lot cuz this movie is NOT a great movie, but I laughed at a lot of it. 5/10 |
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It was better than Sherlock Holmes ( my only criteria is to be entertained/amused.)
Movies serve only one purpose in my life, and that is to entertain me. Sherlock Holmes was worse than Cloverfield. Public Enemies was worse than Cloverfield. |
that did make me laugh. there is a lot of "Dawson's Creek" crybaby shit in cloverfield!
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and it was still better than Godzilla, or Godzookie
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I hope by Godzilla you mean the Matthew Broderick thing. Cuz that's shit. But the old Gojira films kick serious ass. Cloverfield was garbage. Barely entertained me at all, in keeping with yr rating criteria.
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yes, the broderick fiasco. that shit sucked.
cloverfield was not good. neither was black knight, but they entertained me saturday, baked. |
the real godzilla films (i.e. the japanese ones) that i've seen are always fun to watch.
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yeah I love the old Godzilla movies.
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![]() 6.5/10 Not as good as the second, but to me the whole Jackass thing is the ultimate nonmusical exercise in Punk Rock. |
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this weekend..
![]() tetro - 7/10 ![]() payback director's cut - 6/10 ![]() dog day afternoon - 9/10 ![]() beyond dream's door - 7/10 |
![]() white sands - 6/10 [IMG]http://api.ning.com/files/COJfQ8jAYPWPOD8wLr5lZRkLzeYsKApHeru65cOlty0i6IiNOi riB4M4Qt2A-mBg*MCOkwAmmx8tZBw0PKNaf9b-LygklhMt/PointBlankFrenchPoster.jpg[/IMG] point blank - 7/10 ![]() address unknown - 8/10 (my 14th ki duk kim film, wouldn't rate any of 'em lower than a 7; he rules!) be sure to share - 7/10 (a strangely low key film for sono after the masterpiece LOVE EXPOSURE) |
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haha i love better off dead.
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