thanks jade, now I'm going to be watching squirrel racing all night.

I had to look up "charlie horse", but now I know...I get horrible cramps in my legs sometimes, especially when I've just woken up. I wonder if my taking up smoking again has caused it.

As schizogirl says, give your foot plenty of rest...must be all that ass-kickery you do ;)

i'm so glad unbeatable banzuke comes on only a few times a day and i don't have tivo right now or else all i'd do is watch it.

josh- have fun!

It's fun for the first 30 minutes, then it become a compulsion, just one more page I tell myself. :(

i always tell myself that at least it's not home shopping or porn.

schizo what r u wearing right now?

Everything is going to hell.

slavo what u wearing right now?

are you trying to piss him off?
oh hi.

I tried to jump a fence today without touching it and my foot hit it and I fell. It hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPydec7c9fc

it's actually completely relevent, but i have no idea where to put the video, and i hate starting new threads for a video like this, but it's a very nice find

It feels as if someone has built a toy-factory in my head while I've been asleep.

It also feels like my tongue is wearing a sock... I'm ill, probably hayfever.

I need to ring-up work and tell them I'm not coming in (afternoon shift) because I'm ill. But I'm not sure what to do:

a) Ring them and speak in my natural voice. It doesn't sound any different to normal which could make them suspicious (they're always unfairly suspicious).

b) Ring them and speak in a caricature 'ill voice'. If it works, then it will be the best option. If they notice that I'm putting on this voice - which I am - they will think that I'm faking being ill - which technically I'm not.

c) Don't turn up and get sacked. Spend the rest of my lifetime posting self-indulgent threads on here.

What do others do in this situation?

food poisoning!!! its the best.... get your housemate to call up and say your throwing up like a crazy bitch cos you ate some rat infested chinese last night... they wont argue with someone they dont know.... and food poisoning is over in 24 hours so you can go in tomorrow looking a bit dejected and no one will bat an eye...we do it all the time in our house

Con it. Option A is for a job that trusts you (which are rare) and C well isn't an option.

3 thick layers of self-hatred

^^^ORDERED.

I heard the new Primal Scream single today, and guess which song it sounds like? The Stones? Nah. George Clinton? Give over. Nope, "Zombie Man" sounds just like Ringo Starr's "Back Off Boogaloo". Ha ha ha!!! :D Once again, Bobby Gillespie excels himself. I don't know whether to kiss him or punch him in the cock.

the new Primal Scream record is awful.

*sings "Back Off Boogaloo!" whilst doing patented Booby Gillespie funkless chicken-man dance*

i had to sit through a whole primal scream set to see the mc5 at meltdown..... and then the bastards came on and joined them for a half hour long blues rock jam.... fuckers