I really need to learn how to sew.

I'm so ready to go back to school tomorrow. Being home is kind of a drag.

I have REO Speedwagon's Roll with the Changes and SY's Stones stuck in my head at the same time. It sounds really fucked up.

two people that I went to high school with and am "friends" with on Facebook have at least 3 REO Speedwagon statuses per month. You'd think they are pushing 45 because they are so excited over getting to see them in concert or the new album...

Hahaha. That's fucked up.

The funniest part of it all is that they dated for like 3 years or so and after the break-up his REO status rate skyrocketed. He quoted lyrics in them and said it "helped him realize what's important" or some shit.

Oh god. That's... the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

He is truly one of the most pathetic people I've ever had the misfortune of coming in contact with.

It certainly sounds like it.

I'm grinding my teeth because I'm out of tic-tacs and suitable gum.

:(
I'd give you a starburst but I can't reach that far.

Wait...there's a fresh bag of starburst downstairs.

Burb.

I'm going to feel like such a tool tomorrow when I go to the mall. I have to buy a new studded belt because the one I bought 2 or 3 weeks ago is almost ready to fall apart because it's comprised of "Man Made materials"

Hahaha. I hate going to the mall. But I love it if I actually get to buy nice things and make fun of dumbasses at the same time.

I'm just running in by myself as I drive back. 10 minutes max. I always get weird looks in the mall alone. Going to make fun of people is fun though. So is sitting on benches pretending to read with someone and making fun of passerby.

My friend making fun of muscle-bound moron: "'He he. I'm so fly in my gym shorts and wife-beater'"
Me: "What's best is when their arms get so big they can't reach things in their front pockets...like their keys and have to have smaller guys help them."
friend (quoting 'A Christmas Story'): "I can't put my arms down!!!"
*cue several minutes of me laughing and trying to fall off the bench*
Me (also quoting): "You can put your arms down when you get to school."
*My friend nearly lost her mind. She laughed almost as hard as I did*

Wow...I just typed all that....boredom.

I lol'd at wife beater and static-cat.

Because I'm mega bored.

Whoa...I made the 1st one to put in your user notes a few weeks ago





and I just found this one LOLCelebrities
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...pg?w=400&h=270


Weird...

<3 Jimmy Page

hola, all.

What it do, jade!

You have to fight to stay in controooool of the situation

AND THEY FALL APART SO EASILAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!

i mean it, all i've listened to this week is against me.

the only thing that could make my laptop any more shitty is if it ran on windows 98. this thing makes me feel laptopicidal.

yo josh! it does.. nothing? i don't know. how is life? have you competed in the durnk olympics yet?

Haha, I did not. I ate a pita and watched How I Met Your Mother.

jade: Yeah, me too.

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Against Me! 96
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Elliott Smith 83

part of me is all too eager to keep track of their upcoming gig dates and get the fuck out of here.

God, after monday, I wanna see them again SO BADLY.

their next shows are like, in la. fuck.

Some people need to just shrivel up and die.:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Nanofsky knew he would never get his family’s car back, but he had plans to make sure that no one else would be pulled through the gears of what he considers a Kafka-esque drug enforcement bureaucracy. “It’s quite simple, really,” Nanofsky explains, “I wanted to combine Citrus sinesis with Delta 9-tetrahydrocannabinol.” In layman’s terms, the respected college professor proposed to grow oranges that would contain THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. Fourteen years later, that project is complete, and Nanofsky has succeeded where his letter writing campaign of yore failed: he has the undivided attention of the nation’s top drug enforcement agencies, political figures, and media outlets.

NYC TRIP CHRISTMAS 08?!
FUUUUUUUCK YES!

god. Sometimes I fucking love my life.

TRUE DAT

I gt some flies in my bedroom which seem to be so outstanding stupid...

Spongebob just said "So, where do you stand on the whole bald vs shaved debate?"

...Is it just me or is that not rated G?

spongebob is shockingly inappropriate somtimes