I HATE that song! It's a rip-off of every southern song ever. He rips off like 3 seperate songs in it.

Should I go out and buy some more Malboros? Half of me says yes, and other half is being well lazy about going out...

toss a coin.

if you're too lazy for that, i'll post a picture of either heads or tails.

Smoke Em If Ya Got Em

rocket maaaaaaaaaaannnnn

burning out his fuse up here aloneeee

That song makes me cry.

i like the neeeoowwwwwww space noise on it just before the chorus

it's just a space oddity rip off though

I prefer the Shatner version.

I'm not bullshitting when I say that Rocket Man may be one of my favourite songs ever. Just beautiful.

b b b benny and the jetsssssssssssss is my favourite elton john song

"Once The Bitch and Pussy are Dead I will Sing you a Song then Shit on your car! You, having no ride, can fly on my back (im very strong) and we will fly away together into a window!"

someone actually made that.

hahaha.

girls: look at this. please. evaluate your bra situation.


http://www2.victoriassecret.com/brag...tting_room.cfm



evidently most women wear the wrong size bra.

http://www.herroom.com/solve-bra-siz...ms,909,30.html

this one is even better




be glad if you're male.

AHAAH

Took me a few seconds to get but then I lol'd my ass off