I imagine it happens more often to blonde teenaged girls, especially if they have perverted old uncles.

I dunno it was a weird situation.

I went to my old friend's house, because she was all, "I miss you come see me." I stayed for maybe an hour and then when I was leaving she gave me a hug. I hugged back and whatever and then let my arms down to end the hug but she just kept hugging. So back the arms went, then once again I dropped them and she kept fucking hugging. Like helllooooo, I'm obviously not enjoying this.

Girls always say I'm very huggable, like they can't resist hugging me. I don't get it. I'm thin and boney. Lots of sharp edges/corners. The hug usually follows them telling me their life story.

I love awkward hugs :(

I don't get hugged very often, probably because I give off a bitch vibe or don't touch me vibe.

It's all part of my plan though, you can touch me all you want (to an extent haha) when you're on my good side.

She loves you, of course!

My irrelevant post - I want a new series of the Banana Splits TV show. Now!

Even still...

I just posted this in another thread, but I love it sooo...

Dave Spritz: You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?

Shelly: Like what?

Dave Spritz: I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question... or, camel toe?

Shelly: Yeah... camel toe

Dave Spritz: Do you know why?

Shelly: Why, what?

Dave Spritz: Why you get called camel toe

Shelly: Yeah.

Dave Spritz: Why hun?.

Shelly: Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.

Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again?

Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.

As sure as fire will burn
there's one thing you will learn
Is things you have cherished
are things that you have earned
Luck is when opportunity
meets with preparation
And the same is true for every generation

Little man
As you climb on my knee
the whole future lies in thee
Little man

Little man
Never hurry, take it slow
Things worth-while need time to grow
Little man

Don't look back
there are things that might distract
Move ahead towards your goal
and the answers will unfold

Little man
Love is always in the air
It is there for those who care
Little man

Hello!!! Banana Splits!:

Michael Angelo Batio is such a cocky little bitch.

I do!

Um, all I see is a black square with 'img.moonbuggy.org' on it. Think before hotlinking! :eek:

Really ?

 

Wait a minute...

There's a hole in my gum and it's bugging the shit out of me.

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, or juicy, or what?
Do you swallow them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

I cut the bottom on my foot in two places on a carpet nail. It stings like shit.