Klaxons.

Oliver Cromwell or King Charles I?

King Charles I

Albert Camus or Franz Kafka?

Kafka.

Ginsberg or Kerouac?

Ginsberg

Death By Fire or Drowning?

drowning. i wouldn't enjoy either much. but being burned would suck more than drowning i would guess. yr going to the same place anyways, so to speak, though...

stranger or strangler?

What? I'll go with strangler because it has an extra letter.

Put your hands together and interlock fingers. Which thumb is on the outside - your left or right?

they both are.

whats for breakfast?

A buttered scone with strawberry preserve and clotted cream, a mug of coffee, and a casual perusal of the Sunday Telegraph.

'Fuck' or 'drat'?

Fuck.

'strange' or 'weird'

weird, i prefer "odd" or "peculiar" more.

daisy or daffodil?

Weird. (my second middle name means 'weird or hideous')

sorry, edited: Daisy

Dylan Thomas' short stories or Dylan Thomas' poems?

sorry, no clue.

previous thread or next thread?

Next thread. Who knows what it will be?

Do you go back to your posts and edit them?

Yeh, i ain't got nothin' 'gainst it.

Do you have messy or neat handwriting?

Neat at first, messy after a couple of minutes due to health issues.

Do you have a favourite jazz artist?

No.

What do you think of this forum?

On the whole, it's a great place, and it's easy to ignore our resident wannabe-evil-ruler flamertroll bigot.

What do you think of this forum?

I love it. I wouldn't be able to spend hours on the computer without it.

I like it when k-krack forgets to put a question, because it means I can answer any question I want.

Thomas Fairfax.

What was the last present you recieved?

a book.

best poster, on the board.

noumenal, but he seems to have left. Otherwise, perhaps fishmonkey? There's a lot of fine candidates.

What was the last present you gave?

A dvd player/tv/video recorder

To chav or not to chav?

Chav of course.

edit; just had that question!!!What was the last present you received?

When was the last time you had your hair cut?

A book, from a local book dealer, today.

or, edit (see above): I had a couple of inches taken off a few weeks ago.

Local history: nerdy or fascinating?

For nerds.

Modest Mouse or Ugly Casanova?

I've never met one. I don't know.

Lights or Full Flavor cigarettes?

Neither.

Bob Dylan or Dylan from Magic Roundabout?

bob dylan

worst poster on the board?

Our resident hypocrite, the wannabe-evil-ruler flamertroll bigot is the only person I have sufficiently little respect for to consider nominating.

Do you have more vinyl than cd's, or the other way round?

Steve, because he seems a bit shy.

Jelly babies or jelly tots?

Jelly Babies as long as they're the vegetarian variety, as the Tots are made by Nestle (boo hiss).

How many days a week do you consume alcohol?

No.

White, red or rose wine?

red

falafels or empanadas?

falafel

Do you perform better under pressure?

No

What Movie would you rather watch, Snakes ona Plane or The Seed of Chucky?

Snakes on a Plane, since Joel gave it a decent review.

Where were you at ten o'clock yesterday evening?

getting drunk at my friends going away dinner



What are your top 3 favorite shows of all time?

At work, drinking coffee.

Do you have a favurite radio programme?

no, radio sucks.
i like 91.7 (rice radio)
they play many a fine tunes

do you like to give anal sex?

in theory, i never did. id like to (to a girl preferably)

how big are your tits?