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I'm eating chocolate cake.
I don't like chocolate cake. Why am I eating chocolate cake? Because I am. |
I'm allergic to cake. Makes me violently ill.
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i have a problem with hugs. i must call the shots on the hugging. |
Pineapple Express comes out this Wednesday.
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i'm so excited for that movie.
vodka + cranberry juice= gold! |
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That's beyond gold, platinum even. I debating whether to go see it Wednesday on my own or waiting a week to go with people I know... |
it's so awesome and such a foreign feeling to be drinking something finally that's not cheap beer.
i think i'll just see it on wednesday.. i hate waiting. |
If I go Wednesday I'll just have to find a random person to laugh with me.
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I think that my whole family wants to see it.
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just sit next to a stranger and say things like "this will be a great cinematic experience!" and etc. it's fun. steve- my dad was going on and on about it all this past week. he thought it was out already and hunted around salt lake city looking for a theatre playing the movie. |
I'll have to do that. I forgot how much fun that was.
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at this huge outdoor shopping area in salt lake a few nights ago, i went into victoria's secret to play around with the makeup and get a new look and stood there saying things like "oh my, this blush contours my cheeks like you wouldn't believe it!" with a thick southern accent.
i nearly broke my nose that night. i tried to make eye contact with a guy checking me out, and when i did, i didn't see the pole right in front of me. i walked right into it. |
Haha, not at your narrowly avoided broken nose, though.
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My parents laughed their asses of at the trailor when I showed them Superbad on DVD. I come from a very green family. |
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the poor guy came over and asked if i was ok and all i could say, because here was this blindingly hot young gentleman, was "eh" and i giggled. i'm an idiot. |
If only you could faux faint on command, it could have turned into a rather lovely evening.
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i half considered doing that, actually. i had a lot of mortifying encounters with cute gentlemend that, thinking back, could have ended so much better if i had been thinking while acting.
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You've got to be two moves ahead at all times.
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most of the time i end up about half a step behind. the only guy that anything could have happened with was really too much of a druggie for me.
so what do you have planned for this wonderful tuesday? i plan to not do much. |
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