'When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair, and Guardiola is bald.' - Jose Mourinho

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ly-claims.html

'When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair, and Guardiola is bald.' - Jose Mourinho

haha. what a dick! what a funny dick !

haaa haaa haaa haaaa

well, that's nothing that can't be settled with a bayern-chelsea CL final…

…right?

naaaaahhhhh…. with some luck, it will go on forever

That'd be a dream, although Pep would probably have a nervous breakdown if it happened. They seem as opposed personality wise as they are tactically. Mourinho picks his targets well. In the Prem he never criticised Fergie, but went for Wenger instead. It'll be interesting to see if Liverpool remain a threat whether he starts to target Rodgers too. That'd be a fascinating battle between two egos of about equal size but completely different in nature.

in case anyone is still wondering why the Dutch lost, this might have been the reason:




The Czechs pissed off Sneijder by teaming him up with a ballboy that was taller than him. So he had to stand beside him instead otherwise he would not be seen :D

(source)

haaa haaaa haaa haaaaa

damn, hilarious photos this morning!

thank you

Just for you ...

ha ha ha ha

this is an older photo (he still had hair on his forehead)



but i think it's the expression on brendan rogers's face that wins all

Watched the end of the sounders real.salt.lake match, actually pretty exciting finish. Rose scored the.game.winner at 93:48 left and it was a beauty. Surprisingly the 3 MLS matches Ive seen the past 3 weeks were all worth watching

I hate it right now cos it's brought havoc to my fantasy football team.

bayern 2 stuttgart 0

bayern had something like 80% possession, and overwhelmed everywhere, but had difficulty increasing their 1-0 difference for most of the match.

eventually it was nice to see ribéry come in and play for the first time in the season and score soon after. 2-0.

man city is going to be another story come wednesday though.

xabi alonso excellent. i take it aaaaaaaaaaaall back. seriously, fantastic replacement for schweinsteiger who is still on the mend. his passes are impeccable.

Just more reasons why I dont play fantasy

Man City look OK but they haven't quite clicked yet so now would probably be a good time to play them. If I was a Schalke fan, I'd be worried about meeting Chelsea atm. Costa looks like an absolute goal-machine. Today he got the perfect hat trick: right foot; left foot; header. If he can stay fit Chelsea might've finally found their replacement for Drogba.

heard that man city will play arsenal this weekend which is good for bayern i suppose.

i was too tired to stay down for the schalke game (it's over now, they got beaten by monchengladbach 4-1) but yes… they have plenty to worry about ha ha ha. [***edited out due to shit sources***]

dotrmund's game vs. freiburg wasn't aired but they apparently won easy (3-1) and face arsenal on wednesday! i want to see that more than bayern vs. moscow. haven't been able to catch a dortmund yet and kagawa is back and immobile is doing great-- though reus and others are out injured

and now for the laughs:



poor kloppo! sad sad face.

good article where that photo came from:

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/edi...ic-injury-woes

i'm sure y'all have one of these already

No, it s bloody.brilliant and I want one

Di Maria's first game for Man Utd today, and he looked awesome. Falcao came on from the bench and should've scored but Di Maria looked like everything I'm kept being told Ozil is, but never seems to be.

To be fair, this is based solely on one game, at Old Trafford, against QPR.

No, but it's gone straight to the top of my list to Santa

Saint Nicholas may just be a Suarez fan, unless Luis turns out to be a rogue AND a heretic like poor Arius up there ;)

Just finished listening to a podcast that spent ages talking about him in that game. Praising him to the hilt. And some interesting backstory to his transfer. Originally, Pep wanted Xavi but he turned it down cos he didn't want to play for a club that might potentially face Barcelona in the CL, so went for Xabi as a second choice. Xabi was sold by the owner behind Ancelotti's back, who's apparently still livid about it.