They don't call me tiny tits for nothing.

Sartre or Descartes?

Descartes is the more interesting read.

What was the last song that you sang??

Some song that was on Hi-5 this morning. I think it was caleed Peek-a-boo.

What are you having for lunch today?

Coffee, sandwich, tangerine.

Lunch: packed or purchased?

Usually packed, sometimes (including today) purchased.

Do you know what this is?

 

No.

Revenge as a motivating factor: silly or noble?

Noble

Guinness draught or Guinness original?

Original.

When was the last time you were lost, or thought you were lost?

june, san francisco.

take me roughly on the?

diving board, probably.

can you do a frontflip into water?

Yeah.

How fast can you run a mile?

uh. walking speed. i am out of shape.

are you in shape?

no

big red or fanta strawberry?

huh? gum? i dont like big red... the other one i dont know about.


juicy fruit red blue or original?

Original.

Are you a cutie with a booty?

Not really, although I like to think I am.

A man is quarter of the way through a tunnel. He hears a train behind him. If he runs straight ahead, he'll get out the other end of the tunnel just in time, and if he runs back to the start he'll get out just in time. The train is travelling at 20 miles per hour. How fast does the man run?

sam- yes. yes i am.

HP- he could be running any speed, it really makes no difference, because the distance from him to the train is unspecified.

did you think you could trick me?!

It does make a difference. All of the information is there, as they say. I guarantee you. No, it's not a trick.

Same question: A man is quarter of the way through a tunnel. He hears a train behind him. If he runs straight ahead, he'll get out the other end of the tunnel just in time, and if he runs back to the start he'll get out just in time. The train is travelling at 20 miles per hour. How fast does the man run?

i suppose 20 miles per hour, because that way he maintains his lead on te train. but no one knows how far behind the train is, so i don't 100% understand.

am i right yet?

100mph, just to be on the safe side.

Have you ever tried Guinness mustard?

k-krack: no

Pookie: no.

What the f*** is Guinness mustard?

 

It's mustard...with Guinness!

What's the answer to Hip Priest's puzzle?

whatever speed he so chooses!!!!!!! thats the answer!!!!!!!

why are you forsaking me!?

I would never forsake you.

If the guy runs back to the start, he just makes it out in time. That means that if he runs a quarter the length of the tunnel, the train will be at the start. Therefore, if he runs a quarter of the length the other way, ie to the centre of the tunnel, then the train must also be at the start. So to get out the other end just in time the man must then cover half the length of the tunnel whilst the train covers the entire length ie he must run at exactly half of the speed that the train moves. He therefore runs at 10 miles per hour.

Organic foods: do you buy them?

oh crap, i didn't even readthe "quarter" or i did, and it went in one eye out the other!

yes, i do.

apples: sliced or unsliced?

unsliced slices



target or kmart?

neither/nor.

sliced or diced?

sliced dices

crack or meth?

see my last answer.

science or math?

science of math

and you have to choose one, bastard!

heroin or aids?

aids from heroin! HAH!

beach or pool?

POOL. i hate the beach.

free jazz or drone?

free jazz. drone can get boring.

No question?
I say free jazz, as well, and I'll ask one of my own.



Flesh or leaves?

shit i forgot a question AGAIN!!!!!!

vanilla; coke, pepsi or neither?


(rarely do i ever exceed three exclamation marks. this one needed it, and i apologize.)

OK, looking at this, k-kracks question is the one nomadicfollower would have answered, ao nomadicfollower's question is next. I hope that's cool.

Pepsi. The Coca-Cola corporation are ******* immoral ****s.

USA vs UK: who makes the bestter television comedy?

uk. no doubt about it. we sell shit loads of ours to them becuase they cant think of their own.

have you ever slept with a hooker?

Can't say I have.

Smoker or non-smoker?

Non-smoker.

beer, wine or spirits?

I don't drink alcohol but if I had to it would be wine.

Walk or Bike?