alright.

Hey, Cantank, check this out if you haven't seen it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH5PY...eature=related

i'm watching the tom snyder interview right now

Today:
I got a haircut
I watched Pineapple Express
Been trying to figure out who stole a bunch of shit from my friends house when he had some people over last night

my ac isn't working downstairs... its like, sticky down there. marshlands not cool without ac.

hey,
your sig is not safe for work

i don't give a shit, but others might

it's generally not acceptable to look at girls with glass bottles shoved up their hooch in an office setting.

charles manson has been horribly misunderstood
i know how it feels when no one understands you
i would like to have a conversation with him, removed from the "so what do you do all day locked up in here" bullshit

hw was iot?

my day?
movie?
or the haircut?

movie

Well well, my favourite cocksucker is back. Hello, dear. It must be so much fun wanking off your flaccid virgin cock to "porn", eh? I don't do porn, me - I just enjoy the simplest pleasures, like sucking off your Dad's cock whilst he fantasises I'm the whore Mary from the New Testament.

Sleepy time mother fuckers I = tired

Haha, melly's hilarious.

Bear Grylls after being bee-stung is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He looks like a fucking Klingon

Sometimes I just wanna bury my head in the sand until everything decides to get better.

i understand completely

i feel exactly like that right now

It sucks so hard, doesn't it?

especially when there's nothing you can do about it permanently

Yeah. I feel pretty fucking helpless right now. So naturally running and hiding are my last resort.