the cake that doesnt refuse sexual favors at 1am

I hate how nothing is on tv at this hour.

who has ichat
i need to test out the video function

So now that I can't move out til next year, I'm gonna save my money and buy me a 1964 ford mustang.

bish.

what happened to september?

My friend blew me off.
Said he wanted to wait til next year to get more money together...
Oh well.
Hopefully I can gain that 'stang in the process.

eff that.

good car choice, though.

hey, i need to go to bed- we'll chat later. night.

ABBA tribute acts = Power Win.
This board should start an Abba tribute act - you, Cantanky, me and Synthy. What d'ya reckon?

I'm going to see the next time an Abba tribute band is in town - meanwhile, this is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4JEmz4FoJE

as long as i get to wear one of those dresses with the cat on it that they wore

You get to wear anything you want sweetie - I mean, it's your big night singing some of the greatest 70's tunes ever.

Our Abba tribute band would be awesome, but I'd have to make sure that Synthy didn't keep trying to grab my arse or cock every ten seconds. Not on stage love, save it for the dreesing room!

Cantanky - can Kegmama be Agnetha?

i have to be the less hot girl in abba?

Ha ha ha! Kegmama, your answer please!

I'll be the guy with the beard and piano. I'll tickle the old ivories whilst the rest of you fabulous it up on stage.

you are not the less hot girl in real life!

i'll let you be the blonde one only because i'm not blonde irl anymore.

Hurray, it's all sorted.

Right, we need to sort out a kick-ass gig. Practise? Nah, we don't need no practice - we'll do Abba punk-rock style all the way. LA here we come!

Yay! I'll bring some duty-free ciggies for Cantanky, some Brit comedy DVDs for you Keggers, and a pack of condoms for Synthy :D

do they sell bottles of kaluha in liquor shops over there :( :( :(?
If so, I'm jealous.

I've just discovered Conservapedia

My head now hurts

yeah. you can buy it at the supermarket i'm pretty sure.

why the hell they don't carry bottles of kaluha in supermarkets here?
WHY?
you can buy fuckin' bottles of vodka in the highway's shops and there's no kaluha in supermarkets???
it's a trap!!!
I'll have to ask some bar owners to snatch some for me from their stash.