This saturday night I had the best sex in my life.
I was drunk as hell and so was my girlfriend, but it was just amazing.
In the bathroom on the washbasin. There were shampoos and toothbrushes flying all over the place.
We laughed a lot about it on Sunday morning.

i just heard a funny story

A friend´s classmate gave a party at her house.
A couple went up in the bedroom of her parents where they had anal sex. After that, when they were sleeping, the girl shit in the parents bed because her anus was paralyzed or something.
When the parents came home, there was still crap in their bed.
They thought it was their dog and put it down.

poor dog

Sex with a regular patner can be mechanical and it most certainly can involve a routine of things that have to be done in order to make each other reach orgasm.There is nothing wrong with that because in that case the sexual act can feel almost like the most pleasant of routines to have.In saying that,the two parties involved need to be mentally as well as physically on the same wavelength otherwise the sexual act becomes a meaningless travesty.

Yes, that sounds reasonable, altough it doesn't necessarily have to be true in reality. With my previous girlfriend, for instance, it became quite boring after like, say, 3 years, although we were on exactly the same wavelenght with each other. It just was not fun anymore (at least for me it wasn't).

Yeah, I was asked to have it when I was 14 with my girlfriend that was 17, and I said no; I just didn't want to at that point

what? hahaha.

haha.

oh, if i was going out with a 17 year old when i was 14 i would have boned her in an instant

Well I didn't feel comfortable with it

haha... hahahaha

it would have been more than comfortable if you'd stuck your nob in her though

ha, i was gonna say...

when i was 13 i thought i'd explode from horniness

fucking shit, it was a painful and desperate situation.