You're actually sandwiched between copious amounts of weiner here on the daily. Metaphorically speaking..

as long as it's not IRL it's okay

virtual dick can't harm me lol

Ah, as you were then. And by you I mean I, but I couldn't say 'as i were' because that's not an idiom. And I wanted to use an idiom... good luck with dick revolution...

So I've got a nasty cold, therefore I'm all pill'd up on Anadin + Codamol - rattling. So hopefully I wake up in the morning. This could be a first resolution, to actually wake up in the morning! To prepare I've just burned an effigy in the back-lane from what remained of last years trash - mostly joke-socks - as instructed. Oh say can ye see by the Auld lang syne.

I'm currently getting driven around Detroit.

Wasted off my buns. Drinking bar whiskey and ginger ale rn tryna not puke. These ciggies aren't helping

puke! puke out the door!

just roll with it...

I ain't puking lmfao

This ain't my first rodeo, !#$@$@@#$

puke! you'll feel better!

More dicks near me

I pregame real hard.

puking beats blacking out anytime

About to roll up to party dressed as violent j

I mean, y'all are kinda dicks at times, so wouldn't just logging in to SYG count as surrounding yourself with them?


JK on the insult part. ;)

Update: I didn't wake up in the morning - woke in the afternoon. So that's the first resolution out the window. The year is a failure already. Cheers gies, all the best

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Honestly, unless I'm dense, I might be priming to already cross one of those resolutions off my list

A commendable gesture but really, don't torture yourself like that!

I seems I got a new one...
8) Do NOT listen to Insane Common pricks ever, EVER again, If only to live another second.

oh, poor you, not being able to go out and gather scraps of wood for heat...

Are we on the sexual metaphors again? I mean because if it were morning there would've been a strong case for wood. And quite possibly heat - given various different virus' love of wood.

no i honestly commiserated with you for your incapacitated state and desperate circumstance. i thought that’s was this pity party was about? :D