Mario Batali.

Some famous chick. Don't care about the no sex bit, it would be hot.

anna nicole smith, so i can record an album with her.

Video or Audio? Necrophelia porn sells well in some places.
Like my place.

I'd use my teeth.

Handcuff me to Asia Argento. She'd drag me round to her Dad's, and I could chew his ear off for hours about film. She could also tell which of her leading men bat for my side.

I wouldn't want to be cuffed to any celeb.

If I had to then it would be MacGyver and he could get the cuffs off with a toothpick or something and I wouldn't have to be cuffed to him anymore.

Thurston Moore, what can you say, plenty of things to talk about, lots of good records and experiences.


Dave Chapelle, a funny man, my sense of humor would mesh really well with his style and I think we could make each other laugh.

i really cant think of anyone. maybe some amazing goddess but otherwise no one really. imagine if you had a fight?

That's ignorant.

Neve Campbell.

we'd drink a lot and take drugs

or george bush

Lou Reed. He'd probably drag Lolabelle and Laurie Anderson along, but well...Maybe I could force him to record a NEW album...