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Love the Elton John one haha.

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Originally Posted by Pax Americana

Once my 11th grade history teacher refered to him as "Kurt Blow-Brain".
It was pretty lame.

That is such a teacher joke.

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Originally Posted by joe11121

That is such a teacher joke.

He probably went home and played with his three dogs too, then spent the night eating microwavable chilli and remembering the days when his wife didn't hate him.

~Jeremy~

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Go ahead. If one of my relatives was a dumbass heroin junky suicidal overrated talentless asshole, be my guest.

Who cares how old these jokes are? Most of the people on this board still obsess over this prick, so I might as well voice my opinion as well.

Hey man, nice shot.

Fuck, I know this is old... but... idiot.
Man, you can namecheck all the garbage you wa...*edited. Just realized this is two years old.*

Either way, atsonicpark, you are an idiot. Listen to In Utero. If you can listen to that without realizing that it is some of the most intense, visceral, dark, scary, depressed, and even downright fucking insane, in EVERY sense of these words, then you are an idiot.

This is ridiculous. It's like being reminded the next morning of something you said while drunk the night before. If ASP is an idiot, then base it on what he's saying now, not in a thread he started two years ago!

i miss k-krack.

he was always nice to me when i first started on here even though i was a huge tool.

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Originally Posted by joe11121

That is such a teacher joke.

Haha, seriously. I remember one of my history teachers was once all, "You know what Tupac is backwards? CAPUT!"

It's lame, but I still lol'd.

Completely going off topic, but you know what annoyed me in school? The teachers who you knew thought they were really cool and funny, and thought after class all the kids would talk about how cool they were, but in reality afterwards you and your friends would talk about how Mr. and M(r)s. Dipshit are an annoying teacher who are full of fuck, and the only kid who really enjoys them is that suck up kid who sits right next to their desk and laughs at all their dumb jokes and interjects when able just like the guitarist from Jay Leno.

~Jeremy~

I can laugh at some of them, because I have a dark sense of humor.

So did Kurt.

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Originally Posted by k-krack

In Utero was such a cry for help. Suicide had to be the only way out. After getting a heavy habit going trying to numb the pain from the Crohn's and then the media exploiting it to make him seem more unstable than he was while trying to take away Frances. He couldn't have been more fucked. At that point he would have been bed ridden and sleeping all the time if he didn't have the heroin.

His life would have sucked and been hellishly painful without the heroin.
His body would have turned to more shit with the heroin.
"out of the ground, into the sky, out of the shy, into the DIRT!"
"I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms"
"look on the bright side is suicide"

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter is a weird song in that it fucking rocks but has enough pure anguish that it should be unsettling.
"What is wrong with me?" Unless the song was humorless, I couldn't find myself listening to a song with these words in them and taking them seriously, but Radio Friendly Unit Shifter makes allusions to someone or something being a threat while Cobain acts as the infuriated losing party who wants us to fight those threats for him after he's gone. For a guy weary of giving advice "save your friends" snd "fight the truth" seems out of character for him. Paranoia? Schizophrenia? Claustrophobia? This song was full of confused emotional smoke and he never found a way to pop the bubble that would provide clean air. It's the clearest case for insanity found on a record but it gives me goose bumps and makes me want to air drum everytime I hear it.

Awww man... lame!

k-krack just doesn't have a sense of humour. Yes In Utero was dark and I really like that album but... it's just jokes. JOKES.

Besides doesn't making fun of dying just make living all the more sweeter?

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Um. Okay. Not sure what that has to do with anything. Yeah man In Utero is crazy-dark, dude. Too bad half the songs on it suck ass.

I've said it once, I'll say it again: Kurt wanted to kill himself. He got what he wanted. He took his own life, that was his decision. We should be happy for him... for getting what he wanted! These jokes are hardly offensive, they are a celebration of the decision he made! This isn't making fun of something he couldn't help; he wasn't crippled or had cancer or something beyond his control. I dunno, I really just don't see anything the least bit offensive about this. You can make fun of all my dead relatives, all musicians I like, whoever I admire, I would never be idiotic enough to call you an "idiot". Internet text doesn't offend me. You also do realize that Kurt doesn't want to be "missed", right? That's why he killed himself! He'd love these jokes. I mean, he's a guy who fucks turtle vaginas with pencils -- do you think he'd find these dumb jokes offensive?

........I'm not going to make excuses for posting them over two years ago. Obviously, I probably wouldn't post them today, simply because I'm less interested into getting into arguments. But come on, K-Crack is a Blood Brothers fan. You'd think a guy who loves lyrics like "BULLEMIC RAINBOWS AND VOMIT WHAT?!" and "a BUCKET OF POPCORN FOR THE CEMETERY!" would enjoy these jokes. (I hope my sense of humor in that last sentence isn't lost on people)

...

Either way... Who gives a shit. I went ahead and edited the first post to get rid of the jokes that offended people. So, end of thread?

hahaha i forgot about the blood brothers. what a shitty band they were.

5 ***** necro-thread!

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I went ahead and edited the first post to get rid of the jokes that offended people. So, end of thread?

don't be a fucking pussy!!!