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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.02.2007 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
posting doesn't make you anything, i guess it's the other way around.

i'm not trying to say you're a major deviant, but since you're a self-proclaimed "virgin" (whatever that means, i don't see how the term applies to men), i'm going to hypothesize that the overheated testicular vapors seeking release rise to your brain for lack of a better outlet, and make you start fantasizing about jabba the hut. that's just a hypothesis. but personally, i believe it's pretty damn accurate!

Wondering if Jabba raped Leia does not mean I fantasized about it. I have not had a sexual fantasy that was star wars related since I was 13.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.02.2007 02:03 PM
And all of those were Sullustan related fantasies. Ooh Sullustans. . .

 


errr, well not really.

!@#$%! 05.02.2007 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
Wondering if Jabba raped Leia does not mean I fantasized about it. I have not had a sexual fantasy that was star wars related since I was 13.

ha ha ha-- if you say so :p:D

floatingslowly 05.02.2007 02:13 PM
http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/a
 
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
You mean Beggars Canyon!

"no bigger than" led to repetition. :(

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
which character has the funniest haircut in star wars?

that sounds like a matter of personal taste. I'm going to say the Chief Ugnaught.



in other news: "Grand Moff Tarkin" may just have the "coolest" band name in the history of music!
 

Toilet & Bowels 05.02.2007 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
"no bigger than" led to repetition. :(



that sounds like a matter of personal taste. I'm going to say the Chief Ugnaught.

this is not a matter of personal taste, the correct answer is Crix Madine
 


he is also the human character with the tallest head

SynthethicalY 05.02.2007 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Oh man, you asked for it now, be ready for yet another narcissitic Synth pic.

You know me well, but I am at school, so this will have to wait for later.

floatingslowly 05.02.2007 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
this is not a matter of personal taste, the correct answer is Crix Madine


 


he is also the human character with the tallest head

ok, yeah, I see what you're saying.

you totally win.

MAD RESPECT.

SynthethicalY 05.02.2007 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
Ok, well if that is porkie, I don't even know what you look like.

Here it is, my pic.

 

floatingslowly 05.02.2007 02:39 PM
you look angry. and the angle of the shot makes me think that I'm about to get kicked in my head. :(

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but beware of the dark side. anger....fear.....aggression. the dark side of the Force, are they.

SynthethicalY 05.02.2007 02:41 PM
Now that I look at it, the room switch, that board has to be on the other side. mmmh...

MellySingsDoom 05.02.2007 02:43 PM
I dunno about Jabba raping Leia, but George Lucas raped my senses with this absurdity:

 

floatingslowly 05.02.2007 02:47 PM
I think that the REAL question for this board should be:

would Jabba REP Princess Leia?

I think he would. I also think we would have to read 1000 threads by Her Highness complaining about the little red box she received.

SynthethicalY 05.02.2007 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I also think we would also have to read 1000 threads by Her Highness complaining about the little red box she received.

Don't be talking about Blatherskite when he is not around.

Toilet & Bowels 05.02.2007 03:00 PM
do you reckon jabba let salacious crumb have a go at leia?

Tokolosh 05.02.2007 03:11 PM
Salacious Crumb is a vanerial disease that Jabba got from Bib Fortuna.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.02.2007 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Here it is, my pic.


 

Oh, ok. Now I have a face to your name.

SynthethicalY 05.02.2007 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
Oh, ok. Now I have a face to your name.

Just remember that I am flesh not synthetic like my name suggests.

Magic Wheel Memory 05.02.2007 05:33 PM
Absolutely not! You can tell by her gestures that it was completely consensual.

HECKLER SPRAY 05.02.2007 07:13 PM
I think she's sick of Jabba's flabby skin and prefers Chewbacca. No ?

floatingslowly 05.02.2007 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY
I think she's sick of Jabba's flabby skin and prefers Chewbacca. No ?

could be. she looks like she likes it.

 


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