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Everyneurotic 05.13.2007 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Why use your hand, when you were born with a mouth?


You must spread some man juice around before giving it to Kegmama again.

Washing Machine 05.13.2007 11:51 AM

hmm..

Now on Channel4...'WHEN HANDJOBS GO WRONG"
.....and they can go wrong, horribly so

Gulasch Noir 05.13.2007 12:43 PM

Hand Jobs are a bit messy. Furthermore it's a bit odd to have your girlfriend holding a handkerchief in one hand and your dick in the other. Blow Jobs are much better. Actually I would not care that much, if she spat (?), the main thing is cumming in os.

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Gulasch Noir 05.13.2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
You must spread some man juice around before giving it to Kegmama again.

Absolutely. She's also the only girl who posted here.

Bunbury 05.13.2007 05:14 PM

Yes.
I can think of one particularly good one, off the top of my head.

cuetzpalin 05.13.2007 05:39 PM

why do you think that so many girls have problems with swallowing?

atsonicpark 05.13.2007 05:40 PM

i dunno.

it's lame as fuck.

my girlfriend's a squirter, so when i go down on her (all the time) she's squirting all over me the whole time. jesus.

cuetzpalin 05.13.2007 05:43 PM

haha! it's fun to imagine that. i've never had any problem with swallowing. i think girls are just afraid of sth. don't know

thewall91 05.13.2007 05:56 PM

Quote:

She's also the only girl who posted here.

probably because it's a given that most girls haven't received a decent handjob.

Danny Himself 05.13.2007 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thewall91
probably because it's a given that most girls haven't received a decent handjob.


Haha!

Oh, and no.

Everyneurotic 05.13.2007 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
i dunno.

it's lame as fuck.

my girlfriend's a squirter, so when i go down on her (all the time) she's squirting all over me the whole time. jesus.


lucky.

ps: some girls get very into the psychological crap of sucking dick (including swallowing or spitting), good thing there's others who just take it for what it is.

atsonicpark 05.13.2007 07:00 PM

i like going down on my girlfriend, and i like her squirting all over me, but it stains my clothes and sours my mouth so it'd be nice if she'd take a cum shot right down the hatch sometimes too..

Everyneurotic 05.13.2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
i like going down on my girlfriend, and i like her squirting all over me, but it stains my clothes and sours my mouth so it'd be nice if she'd take a cum shot right down the hatch sometimes too..


yeah, like you can't really eat her just like that, you have to prepare yourself, still, it's pretty awesome.

i always say that sex should be equitative.

pbradley 05.13.2007 08:11 PM

I don't splooge and tell.

Norma J 05.13.2007 09:36 PM

If I were a chick I wouldn't swallow either. If your girlfriends a swallower, think of all the semen of other guys that she's ingested.

Toilet & Bowels 05.14.2007 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
If I were a chick I wouldn't swallow either. If your girlfriends a swallower, think of all the semen of other guys that she's ingested.



yeah, that disgusting whore

whorefrost 05.14.2007 04:49 AM

That could be a turn on

MellySingsDoom 05.14.2007 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
If I were a chick I wouldn't swallow either. If your girlfriends a swallower, think of all the semen of other guys that she's ingested.


Ins't that a bit like saying "Imagine all the cocks she's had in her vagina, and all the semen she's received. Ewww, other guys have been there!"?

sarramkrop 05.14.2007 07:42 AM

Smelly, have you ever been fist-fucked?

pokkeherrie 05.14.2007 08:23 AM

I love the quote button. Instead of having to formulate my own sentences I can just quote the 2 posts in this thread I agree with most.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey
i have but i'm better at doing it to myself really.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i hate having to kiss girls when they've had jizz in their mouths though, it's slimey and gross



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