I had the added bonus of finding Jesus the same year I turned 30.

So I have an unfair advantage over most thirtysomethings.

You could reverse the situation and say that not being able to find Jesus the more I grew up has saved me and made me want to stay alive much more.

Why would that make you happier than me?

Because I realized that I am so much better and much more entertaining than Jesus could ever be.

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Apparently the mind gets more dirty as you get closer to thirty?

Do you older, 30+ adults feel the physical limitations of your ageing bodies?
I mean, I'm only 19, but I'm already aware that I can't abuse my body and get away with it like I could when I was, say <16.
Also, do any of you believe in all the anti-ageing products that are available now?

I get asked often if I'm younger than my 33 years. I put it down to being so goddamn pretty looking, my general healthy dose of intelligence, and the fact that I truly believe that 95 % of human beings are beneath me. So, to properly answer your question, no I don't use anti-ageing products.

What's the point in using anti-aging products? No-one ever died as a result of wrinkled skin.

haha, ok good for you, (I can't help but think of Cat out of Red Drawf) but aren't two of the reasons you mentioned common traits of the elderly.

For as long as it's not at lunch time, you can have as many wrinkles as you like all over your body.

You know, I've asked myself many times why I'm so better than most people, and I came to the conclusions that it just happens, that's all. It's not as if I get up in the morning and I put it on, no. I'm totally a natural when it comes to this sort of thing.

Good Lord, you must have looked about fourteen years old before the serum!

oh you are sarram you are

So speaketh the man who sweat humility from every pore. Now go and buy me a vodka, young man.

you know, he might be, after all...

Look, I'm not saying that there isn't a vague possibility that some form of human intelligence exists outside my head, no. It's just rare and hard work trying to find it, that's all.

Fair enough, I can't object to that. Now go buy me a vodka, young man.

Don't worry Sarramkrop, it is quite a natural feeling shared by everyone in their own heads. Even people who have profound mental retardation think they're better than others.

Yeah, I feel sorry for you lot.

I think Vitamin C, especially a high quality version, taken daily in doses of 1-3K, will help. NOT smoking tobacco will also help. I'm very curious about the research going on with HGH - taking HGH itself may not be the nest tactic but there may be substances that will stimulate the pituitary to produce it. As for your brain, if you don't use it, you lose it. I find people get very rigid by their 30's, basically they are just waiting to die, punctuating their lives with little family, consumer or hedonic events.