how much is too much?

Can you recommend a good comedian for my nephew's Bar Mitzvah?

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

why does my girlfriend insist on wtaching these overwrought melodramatic soap operas on HBO and showtime about fringe peoples and criminals? (spranos/mafia, Dexter/seril killer, big love/polygamist mormons, etc.)

When it starts to negatively impact your mental, emotional, or physical health.

I find Demetri Martin to be very funny. I'd imagine he'd be great.

Is this an African swallow carrying a coconut per chance?

Because normal people make for boring dramas.

thank you.

either way soap operas suck.

European, sans coconut (hence unladen).

please hurry, the old man from scene 24 won't let me pass.

:mad:

sopranos is not a boring soap opera. but the wire rules all tv shows.

about the rest i have no idea. i only get the dvd versions after much sniffing around. tv is a time hole.

Big Love is OK. The Riches on FX is a similar show that is a bit better.

i can't stand their accents on the riches.

Whats faster or a train?

endemn neh?

haha I knew you couldn't answer it.

What's the difference between a duck?

Ich verstehe nicht.

What would happen if there wasn't any hypothetical questions?

Many of my past and future conversations would never exist, and smart alecs everywhere would have nothing to quip to their teachers at every chance.