I can't stop staring at it. It has a quality of morbid fascination. I've never seen anything like it.

Jesus, take it down, it's frightening me.

Ah yes, because this kind of behavior is so highly principled.

Well, if Rhys Chatham means friend first, love second, I think it is very highly principled. IF he means friends with benefits, that is sort of immature IMO.

"fuck her on the side" doesn't seem very "love first" to me.

Would you prefer a pic with the mask on? The forehead is still quite noticeable.

I don't think "fuck her on the side" implies sentimental spiritual bonding.

I'm not judging Rhys; if he wants to be a dickcheese, play the field, and find himself lurking in danceclubs at 45, the strobe lights glaring off his bald pate, drunkenly copping feels of repulsed teenage girls, he is more than welcome.

Why, yes. Yes I would.

Can it be soy lobster?

Lobster?

As long as he looks like a wet cabana boy.

Originally Posted by krastian
Would you prefer a bare-ass naked pic of me, oiled up like a buttery Maine lobster?

Why, yes. Yes I would.


Ha ha, you are the best. I would if I could but I can't.....this is only true because I lack the technology to make it a reality.

Fuck her gently on the side and kiss her passionately?

Fuckin' tease.

You know, I've had the urge recently to send naked pictures of myself with my junk tucked back to lesbians telling them I could help them convert, just to get a rise out of them. I'm sick aren't I?

Very sick.

I know I know.

The ass pics will be sent through PM. Keyword "pics" plural.

Don't neva be jokin' 'bout nekkid pics.

Inhuman, I feel for ya.
I know it's a fucking weird feeling....you just used to have this own private world of yours and now it's over just out of the blue
it sucks big time.

anyway, stay positive.

Girlfriend: a common species of parasite that, or so it is theorized, emits some unidentifiable gaseous substance that attracts its prey. For, while easily recognizable, wary human males (and in some cases females) willingingly approach this species and even initiate the bond that later produces the parasitic effects. Over time, the girlfriend takes over both mind and body of its prey, leaving one incapable of independent thought, sapped of rebellious will, devoid of any monetary assets, and in ownership of ridiculous amounts of tupperware.



It is advisable, for your safety, to avoid these creatures, if not terminate them on sight.