yr a real bucket of sunshine this morning.

someone put X in yr tofu cereal?

I usually need to ramp up to the extreme negativity levels.
Takes me at least until noon most of the time.
Thanks for rushing the process along, jerk.

lightweight.

I'm surging with evil 24/7/3666.

By "surging with evil," you of course mean "living with girlgun."

You can really only hope for "evil by proxy" at best.

know anything about commerce with demons?

I'm in the possession of her truename.

Part of your ministerial training, no doubt.

I've been slain in the spirit.

can I get an omen?

I think I might be turning bipolar. I'm feeling particularly down in the dumps this week, and last week I felt high as a kite.

it is the holiday doldrums. they drive everyone insane. fukin hate on the little baby jeebus