this is already happening.

MAN HARASSES FEMBOT IN A WHEELCHAIR

 

hahahahaha, robosexuals.

will there be discrimination against those who favor a machine?

i wouldn't do it, imagine either the coldness or the unnatural heat of their vajayjays.

sticking genitalia into mechaninal metal holes is the next hardcore.

ROBOPHOBES.

I am in, as long as they have money.

I am assuming you are the bottom, Chief Savage.

Vers

I doubt it.

i knew i'd find you here.

"Have you forgotten mother? I'm part machine now!"

-Buster Bluth being walked in on while having sex with a Roomba

i want a cowbot that makes hubba hubba

So what part of you is machine?

you've been watching horse humpers again, haven't you?

how did you found out?
was it the bite marks on my back once again?

i just couldnt resist...

i can always tell when you come back up to the house.

isn't it erotic when it breathes in your ear?

Now we know your username is pronounced "Wilbur."

way to kill a perfectly good thread.

Sporting his "strike beard," Letterman did this top ten last night.

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot

10 "Am I exposing myself to a computer virus?"
9 "Is this thing grounded?"
8 "Should I buy the robot dinner?"
7 "Is calling a hooker less embarrassing?"
6 "Am I AC or DC?"
5 "Is it programmed for low expectations?"
4 "Instead of a robot, should I join a gym?"
3 No number 3 -- writer having sex with robot
2 "Will she get jealous if I spend time with the toaster?"
1 "If I want sex with something cold and heavy, I'll try my wife"



He did a top ten with the same question a few years ago too.

whats with that beard anywho