well i duno, to each his own, ive grown tired of im fucked outas my mind im gonna have sex with a girl ill never talk to again type sex, but as sappy as this sounds, if its with a girl that you care about, who you find sexy, theres really no better feeling if you ask me.

I think I'm alright, the ladies seem to enjoy it very much so.

I'm awful, horrible, horrendous! A fucking dead fish!

I don't know. Never had intercourse.

I suppose I'll never know. If someone says I'm good, how do I know they aren't lying? (well I guess if the girl cums it would be a pretty good signal.)

It is something I really can't worry about.

Well, I know I'm good because I know the girl always gets off. They can't fake what their vagina's doing.

I last forever, I guess, in regular "sex", because, again, it doesn't excite me. Like, I've only got off "inside" a chick 3 times. Meh.

^Some females can't get off vaginaly, only clitorally (is that the proper term?). So if a girl doesn't get off when you're fucking her, doesn't necessarly mean you're bad - you then have to get them off stimulating the clit.

I like wearing animal suits. and going for it doggy style. but I scratch a bit. so yeh I'm rough and bitey but I'm up for it anytime.

HOTT!!



NOT

I actually knew a girl who'd scratch the fuck outta ya. Pardon the pun.

But a dead fish smells.

the worst is when you are and nobody else is.
Objectively speaking of course

Versatile is the word.

It does take two, three or more to tango, innit?

Subjectively speaking's even worse

This thread really makes my spine tingle.

TELL US MORE

all this talking of sex and thinking of me EY EY EYY *NUDGE NUDGE*

yeh this thread didnt really work, but i was kind of expecting that
or maybe it did work and everyone here is fucking awesome in bed

I'm actually hot as fuck.

Just sayin'

hot as fuck, or a hot fuck?

I haven't heard any giggling and/or snoring yet, so I like to imagine I'm doing pretty well.

And I've been through some messy break-ups, and no one's used bad sex against me.