when i was little i was jumping on a couch and landed to far forward. i hit the corner of a glass coffee table on the conrner of my mouth. it bled like none other. i have a small dent near my lip from it.

this has happened several times. it's not the most painful painful but makes me cringe: when i have to get a tooth pulled and they inject novacaine in my mouth, i always manage to chew off a big chunk of my cheek. anfter the numbing is gone, i can feel the terrible sting of the chunk missing.

i really have no fucking idea

getting shampoo in my eye when i was 2?

Haha.
I fell doing parkour onto my should from about ten or twelve feet. It still hurts a year later. I ended up walking home while suffering the effects of a cuncussion. My vision was 90% gone as i crossed the streets to get home fucking scarey.

Haha yeah. I have crazy high pain tolerance. Kinda weird, but in a sick way I'm proud of it.

when i lived in san diego i fell off a 30 foot cliff and and shattered my left wrist. the bone wasn't sticking out of the skin but it damn near was. i now have a metal wrist... i am bionic! nah but for real that shit hurt like the dickens.

Pussy.

dunce

Oh the graphic, the graphic.

This made me feel some sympathy twinges. Ever get that. You see or hear about some bad injury and you feel a pain in your own body. When I read that bit about the coffee table, I felt this strange ping in my right shoulder. I don't know why there. And then immediately this tightening in my stomach. All involuntary.

Often I'll get these sympathy twinges, no matter where the pain or injury is in the other person, in my groin, in my balls.

I also get nauseated if I have to accompany anyone into a doctor's exam rooom, even if it's just something routine and insignificant. Taking my kids when they were little, for example, for their physicals, I'd break out in a cold sweat--while the doctor would be talking to me about their health, I'd be sitting there cold and clammy and trying to hold it together, my head getting lighter and lighter.

i bit a huge chunk out of my cheek once chewing gum and i spit blood all over the place.

I read that and now I'm going to throw up.

i could re-open the wound with my teeth and spit blood at people whenever i saw fit. it was pretty cool, man.

Handy.

I broke my ankle once, roller skating with a friend of mine. That was pretty bad. I didn't know it was broke at the time so I kinda limped home on it from my friend's house. When my mom saw that my ankle was swollen and all black and blue she pretty much instantly put me in the car and took me to the hospital. I was on crutches for six weeks.

When I was real little I fell against a wood buring stove and burned the entire palm of my hand quite badly. I don't remember it at all, but it's one of those things that gets brought up by the family occasionally.

OH i do remember actually
when i was like six i fell over and my hand landed on a board with two rusty nails conveniently poking through. went damn near all the way through my hand.
another incident was when i was like four and i wanted my curly straw and my mom was really smart and decided to keep it in the KNIFE DRAWER so i went in to get it and cut my thumb down to the bone on a meat cleaver.
i've also had one of my teeth knocked out playing football (soccer football, not neanderthal football, and it was a baby tooth), which hurt really bad, fingernails ripped off playing as well and my knee almost dislocated.

Mid last year, I had severe pains in my abdomal (spelling?) area for about 2 months or more, turned out my appendix had burst and I'd been messing around with my diet for the month thinking I was celiac. That was pretty excruciating.

I've broken my ankle and both wrists (not at the same time) and had stitches, and fell backwards off a decking and knocked my two front teeth out and was in and out of conciousness all the way to hospital.

But I'd have to say that burns are the worst. Which luckily enough, I've only ever had minor.

From what I remember, when I fell on marble stairs six years ago. I felt inconscious and broke my wrist - I had luck though, I could have had a shock or something broken in my head, which didn't happen.

This musn't be the worst pain I ever felt though, as, when I was really young, someone threw me a like, 3 kilograms rock on the top on the head, and I got burned on the cheek by a flatiron. But I don't remember those pains, this was too far in my past.

oh getting a cigarette dropped on you is no fun either.

Pushed? Not quite. I was riding a BMX at the time, and fell 4 meters onto a concrete slab. Head-first.

Kidney stones, a bad toothache and serious migraines are also high on the list.

See, now I'm getting into the limits of my English knowledge. Hard to describe how painful that was.

It was like 4 years ago, when something started growing on my arm, I don't know what it was or whatever the fuck is the term for naming that thing. The doctor said they needed to cut it out so I said yeah, why not. They gave me anesthesis to make my arm numb but it failed to work, it naturally had no effect on me. And then the doctor started cutting out that thing off my arm and I was screaming screaming screaming scraming screaming screaming.

Hell, it lasted like 10 minutes. 10 minutes of pure, unleashed pain of knife cutting through my body. Too bad I did not pass out and had to live through that.

Back surgery.

I had scoliosis, there are two steel rods in my back, they cut open my whole back, yeah, catheter in my dick, the whole thing, couldn't walk for a week and a half.

Overall... Worst pain ever.