hahaha i got this account back but chris habib so cleverly added an h so that it would be a sort of poop joke.

You're probably getting arrested for something boring. You are a general bore. My friends get arrested for interesting things.

Run out of track and I caught the plane

Back in the county with the blues again
Great North Special been on my mind
So Might like to ride it just one more time

Might as well, might as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0egUauFnb4

Hayden! No. Get a lawyer, hon. Stay out. Ditch the drugs. Do something that won't get your ass in the slammer.

you probably wont get jail time, unless you've fucked up before
obviously things are way different in Oregon than there but a friend of mine got busted with 1.5 oz of weed, intent to sell, distribution to a minor, DUI, endangering a minor (minor in car while he got DUI) etc. etc. and got off pretty easy.

btw Hayden, I am hitting the road in June to play some shows. Minnesota is on the radar.

Anyone who does coke probably deserves to go to jail tbh.

a pox upon thee

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so hayden, how is that shit going? keep us posted. thanks.

he's probably dead by now.

which gang do you think got to him first?

• La Nuestra Familia
• Black Guerrilla Family
• Aryan Brotherhood
• Broomstick Posse

Coke is bad, I think you could do it once or twice a year and get away with it but regular use will destroy your heart...one of my foes in my hometown, this fucking prick who was ayear older than me and 30 lbs heavier who bullied us from 1st grade on (heh, I stole this girl he liked on night, hee hee) - but this prick 10 years later was still a fucking dick - he died a couple years ago from heart attack after many years of cocaine abuse. He was 40. I cheered. we know another guy in town who died from a heart attack from cocaine abuse, he was much worse, he once picked up my friend hitchhiking (andoi of Eunuchs of Industry if anyoneis keeping count) and even though it was only a mile or so to andoi's house the guy HAD to stop at his house to have a hit of freebase. And I worked for this insane rich harvard professor for a mont one summer trying to open his restaurant but he kept changing his mind about everything so I had to quit but our friend frank would drive him to Cambridge where he would pick up pharmaceutical grade blow from a dentist pal of his. He died a few years later from heart attack. Bad stuff.

broomstick posse definitely.
it wouldnt surprise me if he volunteered himself to the black guerrilla.

but you know prisons, there are hierarchies.

you know what would be a cool gang?

if the AB, BGF and nicfit got together to make the Albino Guerrilla Family.

they would rule the yard imo.

Prison rape is not humorous kids. That you think it is acceptable humor proves that we live in a rape culture.

you mean humorous like half-cocked conspiracy theories?

yr right. not NEAR as funny.

it's funny because it's true. rape and plunder are defining features of western culture. if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have cheap oil, designer coffee, blood diamonds, the nice running shoes made by small fingers, or a warmonger administration in the white house, all of which are fucking hilarious.

pillage is a close third.

hahahhaha


shat-urnine

not a shatner joke?

even Captain Kirk is afraid of the Albino Guerrilla Family.

If you think this picture is funny, we are definitely living in a rape culture.

yeah, but that's clearly a horny Albino Guerrilla.