I'm sorry man.

Crumb attacked me in like 3 posts; what else was I supposed to do?

haha I was never mad at you man. just sayin'. :p

now, I realize that I'm much more apt to give out good advice than to heed it, but crumb is just (successfully) getting you worked up for entertainment. ignore it if it bothers you, or you will otherwise end up the fool.

although I was initially hostile toward just about everything he said, I've found that he makes me laugh harder than the rest of you combined. eh...that's unfair to m1rr0r d4$h and j1c0. (clone just disgusts me).


NOTE: "who is crumb" may be the single greatest enigma to me at this time. he didn't show up like a normal newbie; he started out as a troll (see also S.A.L.)

I've been playing this game a very long time, and I'm pretty good figuring out "alt" names (girlgun is even better). crumb has me stumped though. you see, it's not easy playing stupid if you aren't. stupid people make repeat mistakes in spelling, punctuation and grammatical use (see also floatingslowly).

crumb never uses punctuation and as far as my faulty spell-checker allows, he doesn't misspell. curiouser and curiouser imo.

anyways, it's just the internet, but here's an arbitrary cliche to help you in yr time of duress:

laser beams and giant robots may atomize my bones, but megabytes will never hurt me.

Well on the old board I had around 2500 postings, and they consisted mostly of stupid.
this way I can keep the stupid percent a bit lower.

I wish more people would post more stupid stuff. this board is too intimidating for newbies. more people = more fun.

I'm the fucking best.

Ah, that means a lot. But I am drunk fucked and have double visions so aybe mu judgement n't great.

I don't post as much as I used to. But now that I have a laptop, and spring break is coming up soon, my "life" will dwindle into the nothingness that it once was!
I'm sure you're all overjoyed.

Greetings! It is I, luckynumber9, the patron saint of low posting. I have yet to reach 50 posts and I've been on here for just a shade under two years. Your thread has inspired me to return from obscurity, and for this, I thank you. Now excuse me while I refrain from posting for the next 7 months, in order to maintain my low posting status.

That is all.

this is the most i've ever posted on a messageboard. but the other messageboards didn't have as many black flag fans as this one. maybe that's why. i can't believe i'm almost at the 1000 post mark.

I thought this was going to be about people who only post crap, I am disappointed.

I haven't posted here in over a year, so I think that qualifies me as a low-poster. But I'm off school for a semester now, and my girlfriend is on the other side of the globe. Things might change.

Or I might just post twice and get bored again.

Fuckin' LOL

Then there is no doubt you are cool.

It's not the amount of posts you have, it's the quality.

EDIT: Oh, steveok already wrote that.

Well, this post wasn't of any quality then...

Don't just cancel out quantity as totally useless. At lesat they serve the purpose of uping your post count, right?

I've been down since the old board & I still don't have a G.

I'm on there since the first days of this board and never hit the 1000 posts mark (well ok, actually I should've 1600 posts because I had another account before SYRFox, but saying I never hit the 1000 posts mark is actually still true.). Does that count me as a n00bish low poster?

It's complicated, but the real issue is: Why haven't you done anything to get that number up?!? Post some pictures of you with funny glasses, ask if anybody has heard of a band that you like, and for the love of god, troll, troll, TROLL!!!

i dont post much

:(

No, but I thought your location was Testicals. That has to be something..