The Crotch Shots

Nice! And funny, too.

Actually, I was thinking maybe The Nic Fits. Or, The Nicotine Fits. Wadya think?

The Jesus and Mary Stones

The Penis Assholes

the gray hairs

The Penny Lame

the sister (g)ray (hairs)

Ghost Riders In A Storm (Riders On The Storm - Ghost Ship In A Storm mash up, so that you can show you're both classic rock and arty)

The LSD Flashbacks

but that sounds a bit too consciously retro, almost gimmickly if taken so

metallica

The Coffin Stones


If you go solo: (False) Teeth Richards

So we got together today and rehearsed and pretty much sucked. I showed them your suggestions and they think you're all kind of a bunch of jerks and wondered why I hung out here.

I think we're going with Scream of the Butterfly.

im not a fan of that name
what about fan death
i always wanted to start a garage revival band and call it
those days

Probably doesn't matter. I think we're breaking up.

Aaaand that's how the cookie crumbles.

That's okay. We recorded a bunch of stuff. I'm going to purposely lose the tapes and then "find" them three years from now after I've created this big buzz about them. Then people will "discover" us. We'll be this cult band like The Modern Lovers.

Your friends have no taste !
Or maybe they 're hard to please.
I think we gave you the best name bands. You just have to open your mind.
Imagine: " And now, I'm pleased to introduce you the Coffin Stones !!!!"
That fucking rocks, no ?
Think about it.

Arsetape spack-horse.

Good suggestion for a band name.

Yeah, man, that's a great fucking name, actually. I think we will in fact become The Coffin Stones. With the The at the front.

Thanks! If we make any money off this tape in a few years, I'll be sure to send you part of the royalties. Not a big part though.