There's Tom Verlaine's "A Town Called Walker", of course.

but his name's walkeN not walkeR

but he's a walker when he's walken


haha

ha ha ha tru dat

best walker i know? one of my friends who walks like a total badass. if you don't know him, you'd move out of the way. it's understated and genuine.

worst walker? one of my friends (male) has this total sissy walk. it sorta flaps his hands around and never looks where he's going. his legs are really short (even though he's relatively tall) and it's just... really icky.

sorry but im the best walker that i know. i walk everywhere, except to UNI. i can walk for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles