WWJD?

you may suffer from amnesia then.

I'd get that checked out....stat.

Your concern is touching.

no.

and by no, I mean, keep yr filthy hands off me.

That's a really bad corny joke. Not even a nice try.

Fail.

Bond would never say/write "Fail."

You have let your master down.

I'm not Bond, now, am I. Bond would want me to be myself.

yeah, because Bond is pro guys-who-wear-eyeshadow.

Please at least try to make sense when you're posting in this thread. We don't enjoy sorting out such nonsequitors.

Another situation: What Would Bond Do if was given the choice between a night with (insert "hot" porn star here), or 20 minutes with Juliette Binoche?

Call M and ask what the catch is. Bond is naturally suspicious.

I think the question should be rephrased as: What would happen if Juliette Binoche and [random porn star] had to decide which would get Bond for the night. Naturally, the porn star would be killed and Bond would get Juliette.

excuse me, but


FAIL.


is my line.

and it wasn't al gore, but you, who invented the internet!

way to state the obvious, sherlock.

for the dunces, narcissa

were you suggesting that al gore did, in fact, invent the internet?
crock of bullshit.

oh, someone is asking for a statement of the obvious!

too many drugs

There needs to be a Cantankerous vs. !@#$%! sticky thread. It's just confusing when it's all spread out.

ha ha ha

i'll let her have the last word

im lucky for the internet though, in person she'd kick my nads. pain!