Lee Perry - saltfish on wholemeal, then covered with rum and paraffin, and then set on fire. Add a bit of the old herbal to garnish.

Lou Reed - "don't you tell me what to eat, motherfucker! Now where's my seared tuna steak on sourdough! (Word to the wise, my tai -chi teacher swears by it)"

Hijokaidan - Miso soup, eels and noodles poured onto a whole loaf of Mother's Pride, and then flung at the audience, random members of the public etc. Also may contain vomit and urine as garnish. They call it the "open noise" sandwich.

Hawkwind - cheese, ham and magic mushrooms on mouldy rye bread. Mouldy rye contains ergot, a fungus that the human body breaks down into LSD-25. Groovy sandwich, man.

Sabrina (her of "Boys Boys Boys" fame) - Two giant baps filled with creamy tuna mayonnaise, which the baps can hardly hold in.

Darkthrone - Reindeer meat, cooked over the embers of a burning church, served up on tough Norwegian rye bread, with a side serving of mead.

john fahey - a piece of heavenly oatnut bread made by god's fingers, soaked in vodka for a day

You're a Fahey fan, I take it.

nah, I just have my guitar tuned to open c now, name songs after him, have those weird claw finger picks on my fingers 24/7, have taken to heavy drinking in tribute, and wear sunglasses at night.

I'll put you down as 'undecided' then.

haha.

Grateful Dead - a boring beans and pulses sandwich mix spread on organic home-cooked bread. It 's very worthy, takes an age to digest, tends to repeat on you for a long time afterwards, and is ultimately an unplesant and over-rated experience.

Sigue Sigue Sputnik - A gaint ciabatta with every filling on the menu, served to you by one of those Japanese robot servants, whilst "Max Max 2" is playing at deafening volume in some post-industrial cafe (e.g.anywhere in Hoxton).