Ah, Whiskey! Bringer of good times and killer hangovers. I'd drink whiskey to girlgun's health, but all I have in the house is white wine. Sod it, I'll drink a toast to her with that instead *slurps*

in other words, she met her maker (satan).

yes. that's exactly right, although makers and i are on a first name basis.

and thanks, melly! it wasn't even a birthday gathering. my longest and dearest friend had me and 3 boys we used to hang with in high school over for a BBQ last night.

...it's a birthday ruiner.

!! thanks!!

i'm wondering if some more whiskey would actually fix me.

now is the time for a whiskey sour.

made with real lemons, not that chemical "sour mix" shit.

It probably would.

But just one. Or two.

yes. maybe i will order one at dinner.

that's the problem. once i start, i can't stop. clapclap.

^^^Sounds like Pringles, heh heh. Whiskey can be very moreish like that, you can drink it and get hammered, with the "oh crap, I'm gonna be sick" vibes of yer lagers.

beer before liquor and you'll never be sicker.

Doing the "wine/beer/liquor/oh never mind, just give me anything" thing definitely is not a winner, too. Why I did that on my mate's stag do, I've no idea - oh hang on, I do: I was merry from the start.

girlgun - Did your fella get you anything nice for your birthday?

beer before grass, on yer ass. grass before beer, in the clear.

see i learned stuff in australia

i learned that the hard way

ie by passing out on the ground in a parking lot

beer before wine is fine. wine before beer, oh dear. tequila before both, good grief.

just my two cents.

happy birthday, girlgun!!

oh i did too... i sat in my backyard at 3 am one night... for 2 hours... by myself because i couldn't see straight... i thought i was outside for like 15 minutes... yeah never again

I usually have to drink the same thing more or less over a single night or I'll throw up. Otherwise I'm alright.

i also puked all over the side of my friend's car and they had to clean it off with water balloons.

ah the exploits of silly 15 year olds. thank god i've learned my way around that stuff since then.

i puked all over this tarp that was shading a garden

tsk tsk tsk

ignorance is not always bliss.

That phrase only counts if you remain ignorant afterwards.