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- - Advice Dog's Advice Thread (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=23909)

uhler

07.31.2008 06:21 PM

advice dog is the best thing that has happen to this board.

now i shall ponder a question all night tonight to ask him.

Trasher02

07.31.2008 06:22 PM

Tell me advice dog why are you so awesome?

Advice Dog

07.31.2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

advice dog, why were you compelled to make this thread? is it because your mother never fed you?

It is because I am sure my evil twin Misinformation Mutt is already posting here under the guise of a human.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02

Tell me advice dog why are you so awesome?

I was born on a farm!

terriblecanyons

07.31.2008 06:23 PM

Advice dog, what is the meaning of life?

davenotdead

07.31.2008 06:24 PM

advice dog, do i jerk off too much? if yes, who on this board does it more than i?

Advice Dog

07.31.2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

advice dog, do i jerk off too much? if yes, who on this board does it more than i?

oh and the answer is 'rob instigator'

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Advice dog, what is the meaning of life?

Advice Dog.

HECKLER SPRAY

07.31.2008 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advice Dog

These are pressing issues, HECKLER SPRAY!

1. I think the rising Flemish population and increasing advocacy for the independence of Flanders by political groups can only lead one way! If the government tries to suppress these people, then they'll want it even more and turn to more radical ways of achieving their goals. There are examples of this throughout history. If you ask me (which you are), countries with such deep-rooted differences as language cannot function effectively. A split is definitely the best option here. Are you listening, Yves Leterme?!

2. Man, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck China! In China they eat dogs! Soooo not cool. I don't think the world is doing any good sending their healthy athletes to the smog-ridden kingdom of red. The government there is probably one of the worst on earth right now! They take the truth from their citizens and that is the worst you could do. What are men to do without truth?!

You're very politicaly committed for a dog, Advice Dog !!! Thanks for your answer, I feel better now.

I assume you'd prefer a bone instead of positive rep. Where are you living ? Where is your kennel ? If you give me your adress, I will send you a bone, I promise you.
Good dog !!!

floatingslowly

07.31.2008 07:20 PM

Kerberos,

When you look into the face of yr doom, do you thank gawd it's Caturday?

This Is Not Here

07.31.2008 08:11 PM

Advice Dog, where is the best place to buy SYR 8 in New York city? What are your opinions on SYR7, Advice Dog?

Your the best Advice Dog!

uhler

07.31.2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Advice Dog, where is the best place to buy SYR 8 in New York city? What are your opinions on SYR7, Advice Dog?

Your the best Advice Dog!

get it at sound fix in brooklyn. it's on bedford and 9th or 10th. they still have a lot of copies and it only cost me 10 bucks.

Sonic Youth 37

07.31.2008 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Advice Dog

This is the next rickrolld I do believe. I for one am going to upload this to a USB stick and set peoples screensavers as this.

Thanks Posting Pooch!

Derek

08.01.2008 06:28 AM

Advice Dog, why are you so cute that I'd like to cuddle you for days on end?

Derek

08.01.2008 06:37 AM

best one

floatingslowly

08.01.2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uhler

[INSERT UNTAMED ADVICE HERE]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek

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yr doin' it wrong.

pbradley

08.01.2008 10:39 AM

Dear Advice Dog,

How long can we expect until Misinformation Mutt tells us to not trust you and supplies us with substantial, persuasive evidence?

Yours truly,
Suspicious Schnauzer

Advice Dog

08.01.2008 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Kerberos,

When you look into the face of yr doom, do you thank gawd it's Caturday?

LOL WUT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek

Advice Dog, why are you so cute that I'd like to cuddle you for days on end?

I was born on a farm!

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Advice Dog, where is the best place to buy SYR 8 in New York city? What are your opinions on SYR7, Advice Dog?

Your the best Advice Dog!

Sound Fix in Brooklyn would be the best bet! I see somebody already mentioned that, however. Leave the advice to Advice Dog! Oh, and This Is Not Here, I advise you read this;

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your

Advice Dog

08.01.2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

Dear Advice Dog,

How long can we expect until Misinformation Mutt tells us to not trust you and supplies us with substantial, persuasive evidence?

Yours truly,
Suspicious Schnauzer

The fiend is already among us! :eek:

MellySingsDoom

08.01.2008 11:05 AM

Dear Advice Dog

If I wanted to take someone out on a first date (and impress them), which type of restaurant should I take them to: Dim Sum, Sushi or Tapas?

Thank you, Advice Dog.

Yours awaiting your wise words

Melly

This Is Not Here

08.01.2008 11:35 AM

Thanks for the grammar advice, Advice Dog! You're amazing!

Can you come over to England so I can give you a big cuddle and feed you monkey chow?

Advice Dog

08.01.2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Tapas seems the safest bet! Sushi is raw fish and rice, mostly, and that is not to everybody's liking, however Tapas bars serve a variety of meals that should suit even the pickiest eaters. Dim Sum is sort of the same variety, but chinese food can be a little overpowering for some folks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Thanks for the grammar advice, Advice Dog! You're amazing!

Can you come over to England so I can give you a big cuddle and feed you monkey chow?

You're welcome! Ha ha ha! I was born on a farm in Lancashire so I should hope I will return to England someday! Monkey chow is not tasty though- I want plenty of bones. Yum.

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