are you an ex-pro or did you just practice with lollipops or what are you trying to say here?

That man has a vagina for an eye.

he got them cunt eyes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0asuF7ZlOw4

I read all of this, but all I can hear is backwards gee-tar, and these words:

If you can just get your mind together
Uh-then come on across to me
Well hold hands and then well watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea
But first, are you experienced?
Uh-have you ever been experienced-uh?
Well, I have

(well) I know, I know, youll probably scream and cry
That your little world wont let you go
But who in your measly little world, (-uh)
Are you tryin to prove to that youre
Made out of gold and-uh, cant be sold
So-uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced? (-uh)
Well, I have
Uh, let me prove it to you, yeah

[Guitar Solo: Wahhh, Wa-Wa-Wah Wahhhh Wah-Wah, etc etc etc..]

Trumpets and violins I can-uh, hear in the distance
I think theyre callin our name
Maybe now you cant hear them,
But you will, ha-ha, if you just
Take hold of my hand
Ohhh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

Get me Christian Bale's phone number and a giant bottle of whiskey, and you've got yourself a deal.

I respectfully disagree, Cantanky. You are a very good singer/musician - I mean, if you don't believe me, ask some of the others on this board. Do you not feel confident in playing/writing in comparison to others?

Fuck off and leave her alone, amoeba-boy. Why don't you have a go at me, instead? It's been at least, um 24 hours since we last jousted.
*reads up on a whole bunch of "Yo' Mama" jokes*

"Jesus fucking Chris?" Are you referring to the godlike Christopher Cross, the god of soft rock himself?

I think that Cantanky would rather chew her own leg off than make my "dick fuck hard". Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.

I believe this is what's known as "sarcasm" and "irony", my man. You can find a definition of said words on Wikipedia.

mayB cuz u tipe like haf a fuckwit. it maeks u seme so SRS.



(hahahah still laughing about yr "diploma", professor)

MOOOOOOIIIIIIAAAAAAAGLLLEEE gup gup NEEEEEisha mei
too too ga baazai ga bazaaaaaiiiii moosh a ma

Vricous tot kor

mrinhest hut wei?

VRICOUS tot KOR

Hmm, I'm not the one whose EVERY FUCKING POST is incoherent frat-boy pseudo-shocking shite.
Contribute something positive or don't bother coming back. Go post on a White Supremacist Church Board instead...

Well, looks like I've been told off by Mr Popular. Get me, eh?

Must get back to work - catch you later, dear. Mwah xx

Fake world? Would that be the world where I have a job, good social life, cool friends and many interests? I'll keep my fake world, thanks. So how's life in your brown real world, then?

this thread turned out nicely once again

Yep, just another day in the SY Gossip Board office, Alien Anal :)

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Did you know that's Czech for "it's time to partaaaaaaay"? TrueMellyFax.

I am unaware of any talents I may have.