For quality 70's Euro erotic-vampires exploitation excellence, you'd be hard pressed to top this little gem:

do Vampires love to suck full-menstrual-flow-pussy?????????????

so wait, is Kool Keith a vampire now?

"I want a Kotex with whip cream!"

as alluring as being a vampire initially seems (eternal life, vampire babes) i don't think i could align myself with evil

define "evil".



























:D

Seriously.

Plus you'd have all eternity to perfect yourself into a pure and morally righteous being.

killing people. although i suppose you could argue that if i was a vampire i'd no longer be human and killing a human for food would be no different than a human killing a fish to eat it, i.e. nothing more than the laws of nature.

the only reason i'd want to be a vampire is so i could kill on a galactic scale and never have to worry about going to jail for it. plus i've already got the fangs for it!

I'd like to be a Stoner Vampire - always thinkin' about chomping on someone's neck, but too busy rolling another doobie to do anything about it.