it was a competition? thought of a collaboration

shut up, you're my mum's age.

It was a collaboration. But I could not think anything new yet coherent. So I bet you're better than me :(

ahahah

me too. the last post was the last call :o

What does that mean in relation to the homeless? Tramps might look like they're 107, but a lot of them are as young as you. Besides, do you think looking like Warren Ellis (as two different people have told me I do this summer) is FUN?

not my fault.

half my rep is from cantankerous cut/pastes.

true story.

you better behave yourself or i'm going to remove your batteries.

or maybe you should...I enjoy bonus rep.


ps: good luck getting past the fail-safe device. :)

you received bonus rep a loooong time ago :)

and do you know how I keep my girlish good looks?

the blood of virgins.

they got no blood, its acid. but robots got no senses for taste, I guess

A robot has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal.
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

...

I've reached a rare logic decision and feel the need to explain myself further (lest some other poster's shenanigans implicate me).

I have only cut/pasted c'thankerous once (well, maybe twice), and it had to do with noise bands sucking (a big bag o' dicks if you ask me). the rep I received from this has been deleted along with westerstarfucker, but oh the laughter was great that day, my friends. I cackled and danced a funny little dance for HOURS. THIS IS A FILLER-SENTENCE TO ADD PARAGRAPHIC GIRTH. when westernstarfucker was deleted, I cried for three days. you see, I wasn't lying when I said it was half my rep. I have as many rep as I do pm's: 2. well, 1 now that d00d got banhammered. I'm sorry. I just want to be popular like I was back in 1969. :(

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mentally?

you really dont want me to answer.







i didn't know you were keeping tabs on me, but ok, unrequited love is weird & shit.

ha ha, you fucking stalker!

i think i communicate with people here is all man. i ceremonially come in & out of the internet. don't fucking project.

hahahahahahaha

Are you serious?

- I have no idea who the fuck you are
- You do realise you're not the first person to like all those things right? Is it really that hard to believe?
- And out of 17 posts I managed to phrase something the way you would...the same way a billion other people would phrase it. Crazy.
- Oh and clearly we're not so much alike because I wouldn't go nuts over something like this.