Ah man, that's all I care about.

Mostly.

Sort of.

Haha. Um, free for you, I guess.

Even though I don't want this to turn into "I WANNA BANG CANTANKEROUS" thread, I have to say that, from what I've seen, she is better looking than the Be Your Own Pet chick. Not that that's sayin much... I'm just sayin'.

i know i'm better looking than her. she has a weird nose.

I like a chick with style. Not over-the-top style, but a really honest style... also, eyeliner helps.

I like chicks who are classy but trashy.

whatever it is i take 20%!!!

i'm yr woman

except yr not british or a dandy. so you have a major disadvantage.

Haha.

I think I'm falling in e-love!

knock knock

wat's a dandy, again?

if i moved to LA i would party with ariel pink

A dandilion is to a lion as a dandy is to a man.

a very sharply and somewhat flamboyantly dressed man who is not gay
like brian jones, you know? but not a midget.

bitch dont make me go to urbandictionary, not again

I heard a joke the other day.

This dude came to this concert in big boots with red laces and had a shaved head and a KKK shirt on. This isn't part of the joke, this really happened. He was being all ironic and shit I guess?! It was some local house show. So, he got up and was announcing the bands and shit in between sets and then he started telling jokes right before the last band.

At some point, someone yelled "TELL A RACIST JOKE!!!!!!"

So, he goes, "What do you call a black guy in an airplane?"

So, people yelled out some unfunny and some racist things.

Then, he goes, "A pilot....

....

...

You racist fuckheads."

And then he walked away.

I thought that was kind of crazy.

ok, hence your thing with bowie. makes sense

Hahahaha

EDIT: To atsonic's story.

like okay

a dude in a velvet suit and pointy boots and a vintage shirt. i can't explain it. some people get it and some people don't.

I am a dandy.



Look how sharp dressed and gay I am!

Wait, I'm not British... and I guess I am technically almost a midget. Five foot two.

OH CANTANKEROUS WHY WILL I NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR E-LOVE?

A dandy:

That really happened!

I know the dude kind of, I didn't know his, uh, racial affiliations either way, so I thought that was insane. There were only like 150 people there. Everyone was taken aback. It was really surreal.