I don't mind going to the cinema... but I fuckin' hate how expensive it is!

Also, my friends and I are those douchebags who talk through 75% of the movie (sorry) ... so it's better if we just get together 'n' rent. We grab some cheap Chinese takeout, yell at the TV, giggle to our obnoxious teenage girl's heart's content, and shut it off if it sucks.

The last movie I saw in a theater was The Dark Knight. I go to the cinema once or twice in the summer, and that's usually it for the entire year. :|

but nobody can resist the power giggling teenage girls.

truth.

I bet Ice Cube can. Look at this muthafucka!

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yeah, i dunno. i heard suge knight is scared shitless by giggling, teenage or otherwise. if he hears one motherfucking giggle, he runs away screaming.

Ice Cube is the maddest, hardest muhfukka on this black planet though. Haven't you seen Are We There Yet?

oh yeah. are we there yet?: a masterpiece of gritty american cinema.

i see why he could resist giggling after making a film like that. powerful shit. i didn't giggle at that, or it's equally moving sequel, are we done yet?

I can't wait for the trilogy's final installment, Are You Dead Yet?

I'm moderately excited for the controversial direct to DVD sequel, Are You Resurrected Yet?

fuck all you talking-through-movies motherfuckers.

list of ACTUAL things I have loudly exclaimed to talking-through-movies-motherfuckers at the cinema

"NOBODY PAID TO HEAR YOU TALK, FUCKFACE."

"LADY, YOU BETTER SHUT THAT STUPID KID UP NOW."

"YOU ARE NOT AT HOME YOU KNOW."

"NO ONE CARES."

"HEY, DIPSHIT, WE CAN HEAR YOU."

"YOU'VE BEEN TALKING NON-STOP FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES."

"CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE MOVIE IS OVER?"

that last one nearly caused a fight until the two teenage guys I was talking to saw me stand up. They shut the fuck up REAL fast.

Rob, that could be a McSweeney's list.