Well this has been amazing people, I'm going to the post office to get some Euros for monday, because it beats this hands down.

you satisfied now?

not so much. I feel like I ordered a steak and got a year-old McDonald's Happy Meal instead (minus the toy).

the toy's the tastiest bit

yeah that's right right this is sissydrama

we want porndrama

no porndrama, i want porno for pyros

alternatively, yes.

if you've ever seen them live, you would know that they ARE porndrama.

fire-breathing lesbian-contortionists can't be beat!

That's quite ironic coming from a guy who consists of only wires and circuit boards..

Yes, but your problems are REAL. And this is an internet message board. Nobody wants to talk about anything real here. That's what friends and psychiatrists are for.

And I'm not interested. If I were, I would be asking you if you were all right, if there was anything I could do to help. I'm not. I don't like painting myself with such unflattering imagery, but if a man kicks a homeless guy who is asking him for change, could you really argue that the man was interested in him?

Anyone fancy pizza?

first: "no u".

second: you can't bump threads and then bitch about people taking notice, when afterall, you instigated it.

third: offer for cyber still stands (I'm over 18).

HOW DARE YOU!!!


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Take it all with a grain of salt.

oh sweet jesus, this thread just got good.

I've just asked my minion to hold all calls.

fucking Al Qaeda, I tells ya.

^^^ make such baseless insinuations about our normalcy.

now, if you'll please have a seat over there (------->), Against_the_Grain just showed up and he has MUCH more to answer to than you do.

questions like "how's peaches?"

Against The Grain creeps me out

now, one must ask "are elmo-maniac and against_the_groin in fact, the same person?"

THAT would be some mind-blowing shit imo.

nah, Against The Grain is far more direct than Elmoniac i think

well, they've both shown themselves to be prime candidates for co-starring with Chris Hansen.

quick, someone disguise themselves as a 14 year old and see they reply again!!!

ok...well, that was tasteless on my part (but I won't stop anyone from actually doing it).