^^^I know - just call me Captain Useless :(

You look cool even without a fag in your mouth.

He sure looks cool crossing Golden Square bright and early.

Am I the only person for whom a hangover always includes debilitating nausea? My only cure is a bucket and a bloody Mary, in either order.

You may have seen me looking less than cheery too, staggering off to work. Panic not - I simply need the replenishment that several cups of strong black coffee always brings.

Medical experts have recommended that the consumption of approximately 3 cups of regular coffee and a carb-loaded food item prior to physical exertion prevents muscle damage/soreness, as does caffeine consumption after exercising.

Just in case you were wondering.