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Conrad 07.23.2009 10:05 PM

Something I'd rather not mention.

I've made two people drink piss without them knowing, rubbed someone's toothbrush on dog balls, got pepper in a girls eyes.

Some very not nice things that I have learned my lesson from.

jon boy 07.23.2009 10:19 PM

i shot my next door neighbour in the face when i was a kid. does that count?

Conrad 07.23.2009 10:30 PM

With a bb gun?

automatic bzooty 07.23.2009 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conrad
I've made two people drink piss without them knowing


this reminds me of the runaways and their piss popsicle.

Satan 07.23.2009 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty
this reminds me of the runaways and their piss popsicle.

tell the story pleaseeeee
the ramones tricked johnny rotten into drinking piss
my dad tricked someone into drinking his piss

Conrad 07.23.2009 10:41 PM

I've never heard about that.

A piss popsicle would be pretty dank though.

Reminds me of when I was a kid. In the winter my dad would put my dog out to make poopsicles.

Conrad 07.23.2009 10:42 PM

I watched a guy drink piss that was in a 40oz. of beer. It was hilarious stuff someone's revenge for something.

atsonicpark 07.24.2009 12:32 AM

Yeah, I saw a really stupid girl drink piss that she thought was beer.

She later claimed to have liked it.

jon boy 07.24.2009 01:43 AM

saw a guy throw up with a crash helmet once.

automatic bzooty 07.24.2009 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
tell the story pleaseeeee
the ramones tricked johnny rotten into drinking piss
my dad tricked someone into drinking his piss

i heard joan froze some pee and gave it to some douchebag from a band they opened for. i dunno?

atsonicpark 07.24.2009 02:15 AM

I feel compeled to ponder upon what I have just witnessed, however, it would appear my mental falcuties cannot handle the strain of such process and have collapsed upon themselSCISSORS!!! GOD OF PUTREFCRITICNATION! LIVING IDIONCRACY!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOM GATOBLEEEEEJDJDDSFLVMFDLJBFSDH BSGFBJSFGBLMSBMSDFGOOOLDSAUCEW ITHBADGERSINFRONTOFMUSHRRRRRRM BSLFMBSGFINALDESTIBRYUTALENTIN ITOVAADUYHEKFJFKMBBLAAGH!!!!

ploesj 07.24.2009 02:17 AM

i once almost strangled my little brother. i was eight, he was six and he knew EXACTLY how to get me furious.

we get along really well now, in fact, we're leaving for london together today.

DeadDiscoDildo 07.24.2009 03:14 AM

One time in 7th grade we were doing this group project and this one kid and I had to work with eachother but hated eachother. I'd always tease him, but I guess back then I let bullies turn me into a bully. Happens sometimes.

Anyways, I dont remember how it started, but he stabbed me in the knee with a pencil and then did it again. (I still have the led in my legs haha, you can see the dots). I tried to let it slide, dared him to do it again and see what happens.

He did it again.

I just got up and walked away, so he thought, but I actually went up to sharpen MY pencil and as I walked back to my seat walked behind him and politely shanked him in the back and broke the pencil off.

I was in the principals office for hours while he was in the nurses office and then they finally brought me in and it turns out he didnt even tell them about him stabbing me three times. That changed things from me getting expelled to us both just getting a few saturday schools.

Don't really feel awful about it, bitch had it coming.

I'm not a violent person though.

Derek 07.24.2009 04:57 AM

When I was 11 there was this kid I really hated, and everyone else hated him too. He was nasty and a really bad liar (and he's even worse 5 or so years on). I had the bright idea of getting back at him for all the things he's done and so I made a website dedicated to hating him and called it the "YADAYADA HATE CLUB" and I had everyone in my class ask to join this 'hate club'. I thought I was pretty cool until the school was notified about it and so was my parents. I was never grounded, just got banned from the internet and television for a few months. My parents apparently thought that all the movies and music I was into at that time was making me do it... yeah cause obviously that made me want to get back at some twerp... The school never did anything except threaten me with expulsion but the head of school was casual friends with my parents and so it didn't happen. I still regret doing something so silly to another human being though, even if it was about a lying nasty asshole.

Uhmm... I can't think of anything else... other than taking pictures of dead animals (swans, goats) and feeling upset after at my stupidity.

greedrex 07.24.2009 07:36 AM

i stole my sister's boyfriend, it was all whirlwind, heat and flash, within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.

atsonicpark 07.24.2009 07:38 AM

whirlwind heat!

ALIEN ANAL 07.24.2009 07:41 AM

one night when i was walking home i found a kitten and i was drunk and so i took the kitten home and put it in the fridge for ever

greedrex 07.24.2009 07:43 AM

you fucking bastard you. how despicable.

phoenix 07.24.2009 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
one night when i was walking home i found a kitten and i was drunk and so i took the kitten home and put it in the fridge for ever



what the fuck? :mad:

phoenix 07.24.2009 07:47 AM

I've never done anything violent that they haven't asked for.
 


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