Liz Lemon? yes, please! I want to go to there.
she can... flip my switch while I'm pulling down her underwear.

and stare...

oh...hey, girl...something's out of place..
you got line across yr cheek like you was fucking scarface.

[hardslap]

I say...

"no, no, no, I really don't mind.
besides, it's hard to see when I'm coming from behind."

jennthebenn's got the dmx affliction
discerning taste is clouded by her noise rock addiction
on DMX's jock like jesus with the christians
she's the Sigfried & Roy to my rap street magician
superflous fluff disguised as wack rhyme spray
booty stank rhymes that come in wide array
leftover routines picked up like a stray
cribbed from notes left behind by the fat Dr. Dre
or even The Chronic, check the books for ebonics
at least she don't cry like Floatslow's histrionics
envisage her rhymes like a doo doo and tonic
while I blow it away like some good hydroponic.

Isn't this thread in the wrong section?!
You could pay a bit more attention, HaydenAsche!

I'll bite... which section should it be in?

can't we all get long? just like Rodney said.
or we could join foces and kill 'em all dead.
like a gangsta voltron, yr the arm, I'll be the head.
laser beams - sonic screams - pressure needles in the red.

or maybe just bye bye see you later?
don't come back, Rob Instigator.
the big blue board is my fucking block, you lame hater.
you'll come up less than zero, just like James Spader.

get the fuck out.
this ain't yr rap game
you just pout
and like to lay blame.

gualbert schmalbert
stop distracting the robot
he wants to be transformer
but ends up a Go-Bot
cheap knockoff of a true rhyme maker
girlgun's become an expert 'gasm faker
still, all in all a decent risk-taker
give up on flotz weewee and dig Rob's haymaker

Congrats to the two gangsta Shakespeare above.

He is better.. if you don't know who that is.. Sucks fer you!

billy dee williams!

gaulbert definitely has no clue who that is. And I'm sure gaulbert wouldnt think anything he said was intelligent.

Stand clear! Don man a-talk
You can't stand where I stand, you can't walk where I walk
Watch out! We run New York
Police man come, we bust him out the park
I know this for a fact, you don't like how I act
You claim I'm sellin' crack
But you be doin' that
I'd rather say "see ya"
Cause I would never be ya
Be a officer? You WICKED overseer!
Ya hotshot, wanna get props and be a saviour
First show a little respect, change your behavior
Change your attitude, change your plan
There could never really be justice on stolen land
Are you really for peace and equality?
Or when my car is hooked up, you know you wanna follow me
Your laws are minimal
Cause you won't even think about lookin' at the real criminal
This has got to cease
Cause we be getting HYPED to the sound of da police!

whoop whooop it's the sound of the beast
whoop whoooop
it's the sound of da police!

Knowledge
Reins
Supreme

Over
Nearly
Everyone

back in the day I knew hip hop would never die...

I think that anyone who REALLY KNOWS, knows that the blastmaster will always be #1.

teachers teach and do the world good.
kings just rule and most are never understood.

Genesis chapter eleven verse ten
Explains the geneology of chem
Chem was a black man, in africa
If you repeat this fact they cant laugh at ya
Genesis fourteen verse thirteen
Abraham steps on the scene
Being a descendent of chem which is a fact
Means, abraham too was black
Abraham born in the city of a black man
Called nimrod grandson of kam
Kam had four sons, one was named canaan
Here, let me do some explaining
Abraham was the father of isaac
Isaac was the father of jacob
Jacob had twelve sons, for real
And these, were the children of isreal
According to genesis chapter ten

Egyptains descended from {hahm,kam}
Six hundred years later, my brother, read up
Moses was born in egypt
In this era black egyptians werent right
They enslaved black isrealites
Moses had to be of the black race
Because he spent fourty years in pharoahs place
He passed as the pharoahs grandson
So he had to look just like him
Yes my brothers and sisters take this here song
Yo, correct the wrong
The information we get today is just wack
But ask yourself, why is that?

No doubt..

I think my all time favorite KRS line is "imagine how dope I am NOW / I made these lyrics up A YEAR AGO!"

That's a good one.. I don't think I could ever pick just one.. and I'm still exploring his fuckin discography!