Waka Waka Waka!

have you seen yr eyepatch yet?

pffft-- the original star trek was pretty damn good stuff. if you allow for a moderate suspension of disbelief, it presents some pretty interesting situations and the characters are great and there's plenty of humor.

dressing up like it and shit, that's another story--trekkies in drag give star trek a bad name

the art direction in particular, fucking amazing--- they've recently restored the film reels in all their glorious orange/purple hues.

oh, and spock is a better philosopher than you.

i bet that hurt... :D

Chick's insane. Basically told me that "God told her to dump me"

i don't give a shit about all the geek stuff that surrounds star wars. all i know is that i watched it at the cinema when it first came out and i'd never seen anything like it before in my life - and that opening shot of the imperial cruiser passing overhead still sends shivers down my spine.

magical realism

all good and wonderful.
I to dug it. but I was 12.

you might have been 12, but you might also have had klingon in your ear canal. similar to the way christians have jesus in their testes.

yeah check that fucking avatar. yeah. yeah, you get paid a lot more than me d'franzakio but look at this shit.

I had asimov in the ear canal

that's a fucking lovely irish ear canal for all those that may doubt him! asimov strikes like a kenyan sprinter, drafted to the nfl a spring after sucking the blood from the cheetah he slayed and dragged home to the village after the UN fucked up his shit. but no worries, incoming airmail: Nike.

asimov was sick, but what about lovecraft? read to yourself the white ship... then try his horror.

you know who I hate? motherfucking QUEEN. that bicycle bicycle bullshit where they bash star wars really fucks me awf.

we might be cousins.

then again, my grandfather doesn't sound like anything these days. he's dead.

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was the same as ancient greece?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where the same as the wild west?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was the same as the 1930s (or was that a TNG holodeck episode?)

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was still medieval times? -i may have imagined this one, or more likely it's a holodeck episode that i haven't seen

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was the same as ancient rome?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where all the aliens looked like humans but with really wide open eyes and green skin?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where he had to fight as a gladiator?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where all the aliens looked gross and evil but were actually docile and friendly?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where there was a really hot chick the captain fell in love with but then he had to leave the planet without her because it was his duty?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where there's a tribe of really hot chicks who try to kidnap the captain so they can breed with hime and then sacrifice him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckPDxGb2bbk

more my style

We can't be friends anymore.

Fuck, I love you. I imagine you screaming this AT a little kid.

And with T&B, floatingslowly...I cant stop laughing at this whole thread.

hahaha

mommy i want an at-at walker...
well joey ask uncle rob...

When I was 14, a chick cheated onme because I wouldn't have sex with her. I did everything else with her but I didn't feel comfortable having intercourse with her, for various reasons... I just wasn't feeling it. And she was insane and clingy. And so on. But anyway, I broke up with her because she was a crazy bitch... I didn't know about the cheating till later. So, I dunno, it was kind of a mutual breakup. We both didn't like each other.

Next girlfriend broke up with me because we had a "long distance" relationship (about 30 minutes away.. not very long to me but oh well)...

This girlfriend is moving.

well then, you can just be friends with girlgun.

she makes me listen to that shit in her car just out of spite. she turns it up when it gets to the star wars part and says stuff like "oh, yeah, queen really knew what they were talkin' about with this one" or "you should dress up like freddie mercury".

then it's onto some song about "oooh yeah yr my fancy boyfriend" (or something). ad nauseum.

fucking queen. fuck them! :mad:

:( Freddie Mercury was the coolest motherfucker to walk this planet.

Luke Skywalker > Freddie Planetwalker

Don't you mean Luke Thighwalker?