I missed that thread...glad I did too.

Just picture wadded-up penises with teeny claws and teeth! LOL

Oh yeah, I think I saw one of those...

you've only posted 75 times, chillax.

i don't believe there's such a thing as being a thread killer. it's like some kind of inverted egomania to believe that you are capable of ruining strings & strings of internet conversation.

I control 14 profiles. I have the power to kill a thread. Beware Lurkers Anonymous.

i battled a giant one of those the other day! it was crashin' my mead hall parties and shit, so i lopped off his arm. then he tattled to mommy. so i ended her and tore off his head too.

i'm motherfucking beowulf y'all.

yeah man this board has been shit for quite some time. a real decline in quality and a huge uprising of lame girly threads.

...and of posters who claim to be cooler than they really are.

you suck

back at ya boo.

anyone who uses the word chillax is dead to me.

it would only take being a little more altruistic, and less an attention seeking moron to make this forum a bit more interesting.

And if only you would do that for us.

I wouldn't do anything for you, sweetheart. You're doing it for me, though.

so you're saying people should be nicer? shame.


everyone here is an asshole. better get used to it.

One thing that sometimes bothers me in a very peripheral sense is how many people lurk this board, particularly this section. 52 people viewing, last I looked, with five users total logged in.

They all look like this:



Breathing heavily. Sweaty palms.

Sorry, this is complete bullshit. Here's a random - and incomplete - list of posters I consider not to be arseholes, and in fact contribute to this forum more than the endless accounts of things that you have done, or haven't done, but still feel like telling everyone about:

Moshe
Jenn
Chris Lawrence
Narlus
Byron Peltor
Blunderbuss
Dead Air
That DTNA radio show guy (I think I got his username right)
DJ Rick
Savage Clone
Atsonicpark on a good day
Demonrail666


I left out a few because you get my drift, it's not like you have to come across as being this sickeningly sweet person, but it would really help if you posted less about your hair and general vanity every 5 seconds, and maybe, just maybe, started some threads, every now and then, which could contain common interests for who's not all that interested in your pretty face.

too long, didn't read, don't give a fuck

this is you after you read my long post.

i actually considered shaving my head just because.

changed my mind.


now i def won't read that shit.