not owning a cellphone is a good thing.

Yeah, as long as there are payphones, fuck it.

I think I've "needed" a cell phone 1 time in my entire life (as in, I would have rather have used a cell phone than walk 20 minutes to get to another phone).. in my entire life of traveling, emergencies, etc. There's always payphones/housephones/etc. Cell phones are convenient, but they also annoy me. Hell, having spare toilet paper in your wallet might be convenient but who wants to carry that around all the time.

A cell phone is just a toilet paper. I wipe my ass with 'em.

new fetish!!

hi, my name spacerock. I'm a Pisces and I like long walks across the internet, kittens, drums and alien invasion forces.

nah, you can't spell either. :(

I'm not sure if I'd have said no to "Mike" if he'd written 'internet' instead of pizza.

It's so hard to tell whether it's wonderful or evil.

maybe it's your fate to be #4 right after pizza

give it a shot

I'm thankful for:

spellcheckers
warm socks
epoch-ending events

well, if "Mike" had also written completely different things in his profile and spelled all his words correctly.

I was kind of using mike as a generic.

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eh, maybe you have to revise your request for "mav'rick" (hear it w/ a sarah palin voice) and put instead "a stickler for rules"

before I get to work, you do know that eharmony is a Christian dating site, right?

are you for serious?

there were plenty of religions/other box to tick and it isn't advertised as one here.

I feel so... wrong now.

I did join a few and only got to arrange a date with one guy. It was good sex. I don't have much patience to flirt online though, so I hardly ever check my profiles.

you can register as an atheist

try it. cthulhu might destroy you for denying his name, but you can try.

those "other" boxes are there to weed out the heathens.

"Dr" Neil Clark's last gig was at seminary school.

this could explain why I was put with mike.

whatever.

Are there any that aren't christian filled?



I need to filter the entire internet.

i love it when people tell themselves lies and actually believe them.

i do it too, but catching people in the act, it's like a nature documentary.

flotz is a nice friend but i'm a bit of a dickhead and these are the interwebs so i call bullshit! :p

where is the lie?

you are so full of horse poo.

google the good doctor then, Sherlock.